Claudi'd 

The act of icing the puck in Kiekko.

Miren just claudi'd the puck.

Claudi'd by Chad Karding April 2, 2008

Claudio Daniel 

Claudio Daniel is a bum

Omg did you see that bum Claudio Daniel

Claudio Daniel by Cutiekitties545 December 25, 2019

claudia de jongee 

the most beautiful, kindhearted respectful girl any man could ask for, she will offer support when you need it the most and reassures you whenever things get tuff. i know that claudia would never do anything to hurt someone she cares for and for that reason she is the best. we love claudia.

i live for that girl, claudia de jongee

claudia de jongee by Deyoungyans May 1, 2023

Jean Claude van Deuce

The most impressive of upright shitting postures, this elite maneuver is accomplished by placing one heel on the top of the toilet tank while standing over the bowl. Accuracy while straddling the toilet is key in placing the anus over the water.

Dude I just Jean Claude van Deuced upstairs and pulled a hip flexor.

Jean Claude van Deuce by Jean Claude van deuce February 6, 2019

Jean Claude Van Damme 

"Muscles From Brussels"

Van Damme is the biggest pimp on the face of the earth

Jean Claude Van Damme by vandammelovesyou November 30, 2004

jean-claude van dam you fine 

n. root cowchair: a girl so incredibly hot that you have no choice but to approach her and say "Jean-Claude Van Dam You Fine!" like Will Smith. A step above cowchair in the car.

Guy: "Jean-Claude Van Dam you fine!"
Girl; "Take me!"

jean-claude van dam you fine by Porkbutter April 15, 2007

Jean-Claude God Damn 

An exclamation one yells out when, upon turning on the telly, you are unpleasantly surprised by the presence of a horrid Jean-Claude Van Damme movie.

"Jean-Claude God Damn! I give one lousy thumbs up to a Chuck Norris flick, and now my Tivo is infested with this asshole!"

"Jean-Claude God Damn! If they rerun Timecop one more time I'm going on a killing spree"

Jean-Claude God Damn by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009