Clauded

When someone creates an elaborate public performance to ask you to be "just friends"

I got clauded at assembly when Rhianna descended from the rafters and asked a series of questions until I was the last one standing. She then asked me to prom but said we'd only be going as friends.

by Lincoln's love history tour February 12, 2023

Clauded

To lose your job to Claude, Anthropic's AI assistant, or to AI in general. Can also refer to having any task, role, or responsibility taken over by Claude.

"The whole customer support team got Clauded when the company switched to AI." / "I tried to write the report but my boss Clauded me and just used ChatGPT."

by Java Don February 26, 2026

Claudette

Claudette is a very funny, her smile can light up a room! She’s very pretty and loyal. shes very colorful and kind, and typically can be found hanging around with her friends goofing off. If you have a Claudette in your life your very lucky.

Person 1: “Did you see that girl in the yellow? I over heard a joke she made and it was hilarious, what’s her name?”

Person 2: “Claudette obviously.”

by Brunettebish May 12, 2019

Jean Claude van Deuce

The most impressive of upright shitting postures, this elite maneuver is accomplished by placing one heel on the top of the toilet tank while standing over the bowl. Accuracy while straddling the toilet is key in placing the anus over the water.

Dude I just Jean Claude van Deuced upstairs and pulled a hip flexor.

by Jean Claude van deuce February 6, 2019

claudespot

A claudespot is the most comfortable place you can be at or sit at of all alternatives given.

- This seat is so uncomfortable, mate!
- Well I got the claudespot in the couch!

by walkingtrauma August 6, 2010

Jean Claude

A hot guy with sexy physic and eyes. Can't stay with just one woman because his a subconscious player to death and most men wanna be him and women want to in him. He's seduction is a trance that too few could understand, which leads you wanting more.

Girl 1: I meet this guy last night, he was fun, seductive and playful but I forgot his name!

Girl 2: He sounds like a Jean Claude for sure.

Girl 1: Yes that was his name.

by Mr Run October 14, 2019

Claude Speed

The name of the character in Grand Theft Auto 2 and Grand Theft Auto 3. He is the main protagonist of each game, and is a badass. That is why he is the best character in any game. He is a mute motherfucker who wears a badass black leather jacket, green cargo pants, and blue and white badass kicks. He owns any fucker who gets in his way. And if you are even compared to him, you are the ultimate badass.

That nigga blew up that building, just like Claude Speed. What a badass.

by Scottendo June 17, 2006