Clashcuck
Clashcuck by MidTourMong April 4, 2022
Get the Clashcuck mug.
classcuck
A person living under a socio-economic system and who doesn't realize their subservient position in that system and even will actively defend it, e.g. a slave in the slave societies, a peasant in feudal societies, a wage-slave in a capitalist society. (synonymous to class traitor)
Source: facebook.com/declasscucked.memes/
Source: facebook.com/declasscucked.memes/
-This is killing me. I work 60 hours a week and still can barely get by. Wouldn't it be nice to have a guaranteed basic income that is paid to everybody?
-Nah, these stupid plebs won't work then.
-God, you're such a classcuck.
-Nah, these stupid plebs won't work then.
-God, you're such a classcuck.
classcuck by commiemorph May 17, 2016
classcuck
a proletarian (working class) individual that believes either of the following things:
1) that society ultimately isn't really divided into two classes (working and owning class) under capitalism
OR
2) that society ultimately really is divided into two classes (working and owning class) under capitalism, but that it isn't important because the owning class supposedly has the best intentions with the working class (a meme otherwise known as "class collaboration")
a classcuck will at any opportunity excuse class division, exploitation of surplus value and wage labor as being fair. they will most likely use phrases like "just pull up those bootstraps!", "anyone can get rich with a can do attitude!" or "wage labor is just human nature, man!" unironically when confronted with the brutal dialectical truth that capitalism is inherently flawed, contradictory, and unmeritocratic and doesn't provide equality of opportunity. classcucks are most often libertarians or conservativess (AKA cuckservatives), but may in many cases also be nazis or your run of the mill liberal.
1) that society ultimately isn't really divided into two classes (working and owning class) under capitalism
OR
2) that society ultimately really is divided into two classes (working and owning class) under capitalism, but that it isn't important because the owning class supposedly has the best intentions with the working class (a meme otherwise known as "class collaboration")
a classcuck will at any opportunity excuse class division, exploitation of surplus value and wage labor as being fair. they will most likely use phrases like "just pull up those bootstraps!", "anyone can get rich with a can do attitude!" or "wage labor is just human nature, man!" unironically when confronted with the brutal dialectical truth that capitalism is inherently flawed, contradictory, and unmeritocratic and doesn't provide equality of opportunity. classcucks are most often libertarians or conservativess (AKA cuckservatives), but may in many cases also be nazis or your run of the mill liberal.
sergey: "hey, have you seen boris?"
alexei: "oh, boris? he's right there; praising his bourgeois boss while calling him 'job creator' on his knees."
sergey: "what a classcuck."
alexei: "oh, boris? he's right there; praising his bourgeois boss while calling him 'job creator' on his knees."
sergey: "what a classcuck."
classfuck
A: Are you taking English Lit?
B: Yeah it's a requirement.
A: Sorry to hear that. It's a real classfuck.
B: Tell me about it. I have 9 essays due over the next week.
B: Yeah it's a requirement.
A: Sorry to hear that. It's a real classfuck.
B: Tell me about it. I have 9 essays due over the next week.
classfuck by mary jane austen November 10, 2010
Cashbucks
1) A rare form of malachite, often found in the Yucatan province of Mexico.
2) An awkward sexual act involving small furry creatures and steak sauce (that is illegal in every member state of the G8).
3) An extremely manly name.
2) An awkward sexual act involving small furry creatures and steak sauce (that is illegal in every member state of the G8).
3) An extremely manly name.
Examples:
3) Fuck man.. I leave the dorm for one weekend and you kidnap a family of albinos? This is why we tried to sedate you last weekend.
2) Baby, I can't wait to get some cashbucks up in this joint.
1) I'll trade you my neigbour's child for a hunk of cashbucks.
3) Fuck man.. I leave the dorm for one weekend and you kidnap a family of albinos? This is why we tried to sedate you last weekend.
2) Baby, I can't wait to get some cashbucks up in this joint.
1) I'll trade you my neigbour's child for a hunk of cashbucks.
clamshucking
the act of orally pleasing a woman while she sits on the toilet, usually while she is in the act of pooping.
clamshucking by clamshucker23 May 1, 2011
Cathcuck
a gay pedophile that claims he follows Jesus Christ but he follows the anti-christ and the Pope and he worships Saint Mary and Lucifer instead of God
burn in hell you cathcuck