classfuck 

A class that fucks your ass.

class + assfuck = classfuck

A: Are you taking English Lit?
B: Yeah it's a requirement.
A: Sorry to hear that. It's a real classfuck.
B: Tell me about it. I have 9 essays due over the next week.

classfuck by mary jane austen November 10, 2010

classcuck 

A person living under a socio-economic system and who doesn't realize their subservient position in that system and even will actively defend it, e.g. a slave in the slave societies, a peasant in feudal societies, a wage-slave in a capitalist society. (synonymous to class traitor)

Source: facebook.com/declasscucked.memes/

-This is killing me. I work 60 hours a week and still can barely get by. Wouldn't it be nice to have a guaranteed basic income that is paid to everybody?
-Nah, these stupid plebs won't work then.
-God, you're such a classcuck.

classcuck by commiemorph May 17, 2016

classcuck 

a proletarian (working class) individual that believes either of the following things:

1) that society ultimately isn't really divided into two classes (working and owning class) under capitalism
OR
2) that society ultimately really is divided into two classes (working and owning class) under capitalism, but that it isn't important because the owning class supposedly has the best intentions with the working class (a meme otherwise known as "class collaboration")

a classcuck will at any opportunity excuse class division, exploitation of surplus value and wage labor as being fair. they will most likely use phrases like "just pull up those bootstraps!", "anyone can get rich with a can do attitude!" or "wage labor is just human nature, man!" unironically when confronted with the brutal dialectical truth that capitalism is inherently flawed, contradictory, and unmeritocratic and doesn't provide equality of opportunity. classcucks are most often libertarians or conservativess (AKA cuckservatives), but may in many cases also be nazis or your run of the mill liberal.

sergey: "hey, have you seen boris?"
alexei: "oh, boris? he's right there; praising his bourgeois boss while calling him 'job creator' on his knees."
sergey: "what a classcuck."

classcuck by lelnin July 16, 2016

classjunky 

People who takes classes for fun. Life long learners or learning enthusiasts.

Johnny is taking guitar lessons, cooking yoga, photo, scuba diving, screen play writing classes. He is a true classjunky.

classjunky by rell sunn October 7, 2011

classick 

a classic or oldy but goody but much tighter or cooler

That roadster is a classick

classick by Classick Chopper October 7, 2006

first class fuck up 

You can't do anything right and no matter how hard you try and you think its good it ends up being bad. You're a firat class fuck up if you dropped out of high school or couldn't finish it and had bad grades or if you don't haveanything to do with your life except end up being a criminal or something along those lines.

Jake why do you have to be such a first class fuck up!!!???

first class fuck up by KayZ January 9, 2015

Clashcuck 

Someone who takes nominal rewards for being an utter cunt, specifically in the game Golf Clash

“Oh I see Brad still lets that old guy bang him silly for free ball packs, what a Clashcuck”

Clashcuck by MidTourMong April 4, 2022