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classcuck

A person living under a socio-economic system and who doesn't realize their subservient position in that system and even will actively defend it, e.g. a slave in the slave societies, a peasant in feudal societies, a wage-slave in a capitalist society. (synonymous to class traitor)

Source: facebook.com/declasscucked.memes/
-This is killing me. I work 60 hours a week and still can barely get by. Wouldn't it be nice to have a guaranteed basic income that is paid to everybody?
-Nah, these stupid plebs won't work then.
-God, you're such a classcuck.
by commiemorph May 17, 2016
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classcuck

a proletarian (working class) individual that believes either of the following things:

1) that society ultimately isn't really divided into two classes (working and owning class) under capitalism
OR
2) that society ultimately really is divided into two classes (working and owning class) under capitalism, but that it isn't important because the owning class supposedly has the best intentions with the working class (a meme otherwise known as "class collaboration")

a classcuck will at any opportunity excuse class division, exploitation of surplus value and wage labor as being fair. they will most likely use phrases like "just pull up those bootstraps!", "anyone can get rich with a can do attitude!" or "wage labor is just human nature, man!" unironically when confronted with the brutal dialectical truth that capitalism is inherently flawed, contradictory, and unmeritocratic and doesn't provide equality of opportunity. classcucks are most often libertarians or conservativess (AKA cuckservatives), but may in many cases also be nazis or your run of the mill liberal.
sergey: "hey, have you seen boris?"
alexei: "oh, boris? he's right there; praising his bourgeois boss while calling him 'job creator' on his knees."
sergey: "what a classcuck."
by lelnin July 16, 2016
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classjunky

People who takes classes for fun. Life long learners or learning enthusiasts.
Johnny is taking guitar lessons, cooking yoga, photo, scuba diving, screen play writing classes. He is a true classjunky.
by rell sunn October 7, 2011
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classfuck

A class that fucks your ass.

class + assfuck = classfuck
A: Are you taking English Lit?
B: Yeah it's a requirement.
A: Sorry to hear that. It's a real classfuck.
B: Tell me about it. I have 9 essays due over the next week.
by mary jane austen November 10, 2010
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classick

a classic or oldy but goody but much tighter or cooler
That roadster is a classick
by Classick Chopper October 7, 2006
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Clashcuck

Someone who takes nominal rewards for being an utter cunt, specifically in the game Golf Clash
Oh I see Brad still lets that old guy bang him silly for free ball packs, what a Clashcuck”
by MidTourMong April 4, 2022
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classjacking

When a class discussion is hijacked by a rambling, tangential and eventually irrelevant but wholly derailing observation, grievance or out-and-out rant by one of the class participants.
We were in our final session on behavioral economics and this woman started classjacking the discussion into the moral underpinnings and motivations of the study of economics, behavioral or otherwise.
by panopticonopolis November 10, 2009
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