Clarying

To fall for a chick that was only using you and your buddies to benefit her and her friends.

Guy 1 - Dude, I invited that one chick that stayed in the tent with us the other day to my place.
Guy 2 - Bro, stop Clarying. They were just using us to stay warm. You shoulda hit it and quit it man.

Clarying by Doctor X.M. Gabriel Geneticist December 17, 2011

grace clarking

when one fingers themself under a school desk during class with people in the class and class is going on

yo did you see (name) in class today?
yeah bro she was totally grace clarking it…
what a weirdo

grace clarking by extrapolariceflavor December 12, 2022

lewis and clarking 

Where two people pose for a picture to imitate the Lewis and Clark Historic Trail signs where one person is pointing while the other looks on. Usually done at a point along their historic trail.

Look at those two Lewis and Clarking, recreating history!

lewis and clarking by historyisawesome January 20, 2014

Claying 

(verb)
The act of having a clay or claying; the opposite of declaying.

(noun)
A poo poo but not just any old crap; a healthy one that registers as type 4 on the Bristol Stool Chart and emerges into the world as a slither of soft, smooth, brown snakes, heaped in a rich, round, plentiful pile. This most excellent excrement has properties similar to clay (hence, the name) and is able to be pinched, rolled, cut, or built up in layers to form shapes of all kinds. Think back to that blind bird who made a sculpture of Lionel Richie's swede in the music video of 'Hello'.

"I've been thinking about you while blissfully claying, babe"

"Right kids, have fun with the clay but don't put it in your mouths as it's not meant to be re-eaten"

Other derived usage incudes reference to having a Cassius (a champion clay), having a Clay-tonne (after a particularly bountiful sitting) and being Clayborne (after an uncomfortable period of a prolonged dearth of clay).

Claying by Amber Heard's Bed September 24, 2023

clarking 

Form of coprophilia practiced by lesbians in the United Kingdom. One partner defecates into the other's vagina, which is held open, often with the aid of a speculum. They then proceed to suck their feces back out of their partner's vagina and ingest it.

Vanessa was eagerly clarking some nice steamy nuggets right out of Sarah's minge.

clarking by Degenerate Scumbag January 3, 2009

claringbold 

The last name of a very special ginger boy

That boy with the last name claringbold is a very special ginger

claringbold by Big lezza November 14, 2016

Claring 

Having a tactical chunder before even leaving the house on a night out.

You look pretty ill already! Why don't you have a quick claring session before we leave?

Claring by Chicken Nuggget August 19, 2011