clarts

Sticky mud full of horse-muck. Tyneside

"Aa,m aall clarty!, man" = I'm covered in shit!

by James August 1, 2004

clarts

Vaguely unpleasant, comedic term for underpants/knickers/panities/under crackers

"You can squeeze my tits but my clarts stay on!"

by 5010m0n July 6, 2012

clarts

genital warts

"my god man, your cock is clarts!"

by aeon November 11, 2003

Clarts

mud

Get out of the clarts. You'll get your shoes dirty.

by Cnic1 February 7, 2019

rarsta clarts

Dave Ives Church Worship Band

Dave ives band are propper rarsta clarts they are so cool

by Paul Shulver July 17, 2004

Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.

He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

by Firesword101 April 7, 2025

red sky carts

The go-to dab pen cart for an avetard. These carts are deadly asf for an avetard because whenever he hits one, he ends up out like a light. As always, froomie is the plug for these also as he always is for any weed stuff.

I bought a dab pen and froomie told me I could have one of his red sky carts.

by TurnM3Up November 29, 2019