clarts

Sticky mud full of horse-muck. Tyneside
"Aa,m aall clarty!, man" = I'm covered in shit!
by James August 01, 2004
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clarts

Vaguely unpleasant, comedic term for underpants/knickers/panities/under crackers
"You can squeeze my tits but my clarts stay on!"
by 5010m0n July 04, 2012
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clarts

"my god man, your cock is clarts!"
by aeon November 12, 2003
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Clarted

When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.
"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum
by pepargajeb November 10, 2020
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Clart

I'm gonna clart you if you keep it up
by Mr Allan April 13, 2020
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clart

To punch or knock someone out. Used as a threat.
‘I’ll clart you if you come here again!’
by largedog December 28, 2019
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Clart

by Kdonnie February 17, 2021
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