Scottish word for dirty - usually sticky or muddy dirt. May come from 'clart' which is dirt or mud and then 'clarted' would be covered in mud or dirt.

Whoever sees fit to let there dog empty there guts on the path, it is irresponsible clarty and lazy.

Clarty by Concorde40 May 20, 2019

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Clarty

Northern English phrase.

Meaning muddy or dirty.

Also something over the top or unecessary.

The ground is clarty today.

She's got a clarty name.

Clarty by Madensky July 31, 2011

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Clarty

Messy as in dirty, or a messy activity.

Can also use "clart" as in something that is a pain to do.

Cleaning the oven is a right clarty job.

Filling in tax returns in a right clart.

Clarty by Sarzy September 17, 2003

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Post Nut Clarity

The feeling of lucidity a man gets after he has been beating it--this feeling gets worse with the weirder shit a man has been jerking off to

Jerry: Dude, yesterday i was watching wizard of oz and jacking off to it, and post nut clarity hit me hard when i realized putting my dick in a scarecrow isn't normal.
Brian: Jerry what the fuck

Post Nut Clarity by Im not drunk April 23, 2018

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post-nut clarity

that moment after you fap when you realize just what the fuck you've been yankin* to

*definition number 3

post-nut clarity is the leading cause of search history deletion

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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