clamwich

A woman's vagina. Typically, you eat out a clamwich. "Clam" comes from the slang that means a vagina, and "wich" comes from "sandwich", which is something you typically eat.

Guy 1: Man, I just LOVE nice, warm, moist clamwiches.
Guy 2: Who doesn't?

by anon, bitches. May 26, 2008

Clamwich

The opposite of a manwich
a threesome involving one guy and two girls

Evan: Dude I had an awesome threesome last night
Daryl: What a manwich you fag?
Evan: Nah bitch, a clamwich

by ficklepickleticklefucker June 28, 2010

grilled cheese clamwich

mornin' pussy. usually after a hard night of boning.

guillermo: "i heard you ate a grilled cheese clamwich the other morning."

franz: "indeed."

by steinenhootnhollerin October 31, 2011

Peanut Butter Clamwich

Dessert treat created by spreading peanut butter on, in, and around the female vagina.

-oooo I love peanut butter.

-ya me too, let me put it on your vagoli

-you mean a peanut butter clamwich

-exactly !!!

by Ezekiel Rage February 19, 2010

Roast beef clamwich

When a woman's pussy lips look like dark hanging roast beef meat with a pink moist center and smells like a clam sandwich

"Hey dude - did you do anything with that girl last night?"

"Nah man, when I pulled her pants down, she had a roast beef clamwich!"

by ClamtasticallyBeefy April 12, 2016

Chamwich

A delicious snack consisting of shredded cheese between two pretzels, chips or crackers.

I used reduced fat 4 cheese blend and Snyder’s pretzels to make the perfect chamwich!

by Ktkimberly October 19, 2018

Hot Pork Cramwich

When you get your asshole railed and your lower intestine crammed full of fat, hard cock without the use of lubricant.

I was so horny, not to mention hungry at my Weight Watchers meeting that I went home with the old fat guy and he gave me a hot pork cramwich.

I needed the money so I hooked up with my obese sugar daddy. He gave me the hot pork cramwich as he dripped hot sweat from his forehead all down my ass crack.

by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020