Clamstache

The act of sticking your finger into a woman’s vagina and then smearing it above her upper lip like it’s a mustache.

She called me a jerk and left after I gave her a greasy, smelly clamstache.

Clamstache by BluLaura July 24, 2024

cumstache 

Sticky residue, also know as semen, left above the upper lip of the person who just gave a blow job. The semen dries to give the appearance of a white mustache. Got cum?

The fuckin’ cumstache I left on Miss Stewart made the bitch look like Santa Clause in a snow storm, ho ho ho, bitch!

cumstache by Pimp Daddy Chad May 3, 2003

chumstache 

a mustache composed of fresh jism from the dingaling

this halloween I shall adorn her with a thick chumstache prior to our entrance at the office costume party

chumstache by Lord Welted Nutbanger October 6, 2011

Cumstache 

A mustache of semen (cum) that is delacately layed on the upper lip of a female, or in a homosexuals case on the upper lip of a man. This can be licked off by any partner and deposited into a sink or swallowed. Make sure there are no STD's while preforming this sexual activity. Best done after oral sex.

Dude i was gettin head from this chick and i cumed on her face and made a cumstache outta it... it was gnarly. it was a true work of art! She swallowed it and everything!

Cumstache by Alex Ostrow May 1, 2006

Clamsnatcher 

A female lesbian equivalent of a Chickenhawk

You know Kayse. She’s a clamsnatcher

Clamsnatcher by Boiboialex October 11, 2020

clamsnacker supreme 

the mack who likes to snack the clams

Man, he munches so much rug, he's the clamsnacker supreme!

clamsnacker supreme by Anonymous March 28, 2003

cumstache 

After the act of oral sex, on occasion the partner's cum is left behind on the upper lip, under the nose. This can resemble a mustache and commonly confused as a milk mustache.

John gave the ho a fancy handle-bar cumstache, paid for her fine services and departed ways.

cumstache by Knifo August 25, 2011