Definitions by BluLaura

Lion’s Snout

When a man’s pubic hair is so jungle that when you look at it from the front with his weiner hanging under it, it looks just like a Lion Snout.

I dropped to my knees and looked at his hairy junk before swallowing my fears and going in for a kiss on that Lion’s Snout.

The act of sticking your finger into a woman’s vagina and then smearing it above her upper lip like it’s a mustache.

She called me a jerk and left after I gave her a greasy, smelly clamstache.