clamstance 

the position a woman takes, (when viewed from behind) that allows one to view the shiloutte of her vagina between her thigh gap. usually clothed, often swimwear.

god damn man i'm tryin to be good but that bitch got mad clamstance, hard to resist.
yeah man, that thing lookin like the baldest clam ever but you can smell it from here.
i'll just keep an eye on it then.
aight.

clamstance by war-n August 29, 2017

Clamstache

The act of sticking your finger into a woman’s vagina and then smearing it above her upper lip like it’s a mustache.

She called me a jerk and left after I gave her a greasy, smelly clamstache.

Clamstache by BluLaura July 24, 2024