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Clamslamming 

The act of two females putting themselves between each others' legs to pound thier genitalia together for mutual sexual satisfaction.
Those two girls look happy. I bet they spent the whole night clamslamming.
Clamslamming by Steve52 May 25, 2009
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Camspamming 

When video conference participants unconsciously broadcast their 'covered' video camera feed, or annoying and distracting background noises, during conference calls.
The pervasive camspamming was a distraction to the speaker's presentation.
Camspamming by neym67 July 31, 2020

clamwhamming

The feminine equivalent to teabagging.

Hitting ones labia repeatedly against an another's head/face.

When someone teabags with a female game avatar.
Guy 1: Dude he teabagged me!

Guy 2: Man, that was a girl, you got clamwhammed.

She slapped her pussy constantly in my face, it was surreal man!
DUDE! She was clamwhamming you.
clamwhamming by Riokan August 4, 2023

clam slamming 

When two women aggressively rub their vulvae together during sexual intercourse.
"Stacey, do you want to go to spinning class with me?"

"No way, I was up all night clam slamming with Melissa, and my crotch is on fire."
clam slamming by Emily Jo Ann March 23, 2010

clam slamming 

1) I am totally going to clam slam her while she's sleeping.
2) You guys going clam slamming on Sunday?
clam slamming by bizzy mark March 8, 2008

clam slamming 

The female version of cock blocking. To hinder ones female associate from getting any action whether accidential or intentional.
"I talked to the tool for a damn hour only to have clam slamming Rhianne go make out with him in the corner."

"I hate it when Cindy gets drunk.. she turns into such a clam slammer."
clam slamming by Barbarella September 26, 2005
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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