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refers to a lot of crap.
a)wheres your maths books?
b) ah! crapage! i left em at home
crapage by bobage December 10, 2006

Clappage 

Noun - to absolutely obliterate someone in a tournament; to clap them.
Verb - The act of imposing clappage on someone.
Bob: I am so ready for this tournament. This will be clappage.

Bob: We clappaged them so hard - they're trash at the game
Clappage by Taj Tellick January 26, 2021

Clampage 

When a large woman has enough body baggage that you're able to insert your penis into the folds and fuck until ejaculating
That woman's got enough on her body for some clampage!
Clampage by NiMmY March 18, 2015

Maximum Clampage Pressure (MCP) 

The highest level of clampage. Once achieved, impossible to clamp any harder. The most desired objective to accomplish while playing Valorant.
Bruvs, Maximum Clampage Pressure (MCP) has been achieved on these nubs!

Clappage 

The intensity of a particular sexual encounter/and can be used a replacement for the word "sex". The word clappage almost has a scientific connotation to it. It's more than just sex.
1. When Liz and Adam looked at each other's eyes the level of clappage had suddenly risen.
2. I had some intense clappage with a stripper yesterday.
Clappage by 3FingerWonder July 21, 2021
Dude, your being so clamage!
clamage by cmorebutts May 4, 2008