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Clappage 

The intensity of a particular sexual encounter/and can be used a replacement for the word "sex". The word clappage almost has a scientific connotation to it. It's more than just sex.
1. When Liz and Adam looked at each other's eyes the level of clappage had suddenly risen.
2. I had some intense clappage with a stripper yesterday.
Clappage by 3FingerWonder July 21, 2021

clappage 

The noun for clapping or being/getting clapped. Similar to the word pwnage.
Prepare for maximum clappage!
clappage by LardoTardo April 21, 2020

Clappage 

The sound of moist testicles slapping against anus during heterosexual gymnastics.
Nelly: By gad, Sir Rupert you were going at it hammer and tongs last night.
Sir Rupert: Aye, I don't doubt you could hear my clappage all the way down in the servants quarters, but my wife is a dirty bint who needs it hard.
Nelly: Will Sirs balls need a scrubbing?
Clappage by Sally Walnut April 28, 2011

Clappage 

When somebody is clapped out so bad that they start carrying around baggage- clapped out baggage- mostly a woman who banged a lot of guys and then they all text her all the time- or someone named Marx
Dude don’t date her, she’s got so much clappage you’d need a cargo ship to take her anywhere

That guy has so much clappage look at what he drives
Clappage by Slight clapped September 7, 2021

clappage 

when you cup your hand and clap against a pocket of air on anything that shall clap
"Johnny is using clappage against the wall!"
clappage by moose durp August 15, 2022

Clappage 

A word simply for describing the sheer size of a tit clap from female's cleavage, I.E: When she runs, and her tits are huge, and she's without a bra

Example:
"Did you see Rachel yesterday?"
"Yeah, I heard that clappage from a mile away, I thought it was a storm"
Example:
"Did you see Rachel yesterday?"
"Yeah, I heard that clappage from a mile away, I thought it was a storm"
Clappage by Undynetale December 19, 2023