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caleader
An independent and determined person who is down to do anything. She's also really pretty and intelligent.
caleader by 1234 anonymous May 27, 2021
caleader
An independent and determined person who is down to do anything. She's also really pretty and intelligent.
caleader by 1234 anonymous May 27, 2021
claled
crying out to someone in order to summon someone or attract their attention. or when naming a thing, person, place.
Lisa told her sword fighting baguette friend, “I wnat mozorella ans tomato and bail and oil w the baguette. idk what it’s claled.” she wanted to make a caprese baguette, but she didn’t know what it was claled. sword fighting Baguette friend said it was claled caprese baguette. they went to the store to buy baguette but the cashier,cristal, didn’t know where it was so she claled the tomato head manager. tomato head manager fired cristal because she couldn’t find the baguette. so cristal, lisa, and sword fighting baguette friend left the store together. Cristal the cashier wanted revenge. lisa and sword fighting baguette friend know all the secrets that go around town. they also have everyone’s phone numbers. So they claled tomato head managers crazy wife to tell her he was cheating on her. Crazy wife drove her car through the store. Cristal the cashier took over as manager and gave lisa and sword fighting baguette friend all the baguettes in the store. lisa and sword fighting baguette friend sword fighted with the baguettes and taught kids how to sword fight with baguettes. they charged $420 per kid. then the kids moms got mad because they were hitting them with the baguette. so they claled lisa and sword fighting baguette friend. Lisa and sword fighting baguette friend magically disappeared. yes
teh End.
teh End.
claled by lisa the baguette author. November 19, 2021
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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