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Clairbourn 

A School made up of 90% asians. Located in pasadena, its filled with the snobbiest, rudest, and ugliest students. The kids their are literally dieing from stupidity -- its crazy. The school is notorious for being bad at sports, academics, and socializing. The people who attend here are known to be bullies and depressed (or some shit).
Boy1: You got into Clairbourn School?!
Girl1: Yeah... No other school would accept me...
Boy 1: That sucks. Good luck though.
Girl 1: Im skipping.
Clairbourn by HAAULU October 30, 2023

clairbourn 

a school in pasadena where the ugliest boys go to and none of grow past 5'2 dont use the restrooms there cus u gon get a STD!! this is a school for racists, so feel free to attend if you are one...they give free eating disorders and bodyshaming <3 go there now
Person A: Did you hear about Clairbourn?
Person B: Yeah didn't they go 0-10201010 against another school?
clairbourn by i love clairbourn!!! October 30, 2023

Chairborne corps 

These are military troops who do a desk job rather than deploy into the field.
As the Sergeant aged he became increasingly pleased with plans to join the Chairborne Corps instead of an Airborne battalion.

Chairbound 

Someone so high they can't physically get up.
Guy 1: Get up!! We need to go to Mcdonalds!

Guy 2: Can't, I'm chairbound.

Guy 1: Understandable.

Chairborne Ranger 

A reference to those in administrative duties. More specifically those who completed ranger school and got thier ranger tab just so they could go back and push a pencil for more money.
Tom> That guy in ranger school, Jimmy, did he go 3/75 ?

Sam> Yea but he's a damn chairborne over in admin., Pushin a damn pencil!

(Jimmy comes walking by)

Tom> Hey Jimmy, Chairborne Ranger All The Way!

Jimmy> Hey fuck off.
Chairborne Ranger by johnnyboyLB October 3, 2008

101st Chairborne 

Term referring to bloggers, generally right-wing, who enthusiastically support war, destruction, and mayhem from the safety of their home. 21st century version of the chickenhawk.

Alternative terms include 101st Fighting Keyboarders, the Keyboard Kommandoes, the Basement Brigades, and the Fighting Hellmice.
Anthem of the 101st Chairborne:
"Praise the Lord and Pass the Cheezy-Puffs"
101st Chairborne by Hann1bal January 24, 2010