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When two peoples head come in contact at a high speed
I was running down the road and when I turned around me and chads head cladunkle
Cladunkle by alwaysjjgoodwinning December 23, 2014
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clankleberry 

aTugnut by another name really. Small pieces of rolled up toilet paper and other pieces of general "flotsum and jetsum" that collect around the hairs of the anus.

A good reason for a "back-crack & sack wax" if you are brave enough.
Keep yourself clean "down there" - you don't want to collect a clankleberry.
clankleberry by Mark Channell February 13, 2008
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cadunker 

Eld is not only a tosser, he is a cadunker.
cadunker by 4realasdd May 8, 2007

Cradfunkle 

For something to be Cradfunkle it must be Cool, Rad, and Funky at all times no matter what conditions occur. The word is subject to different endings such as Cradfunky, and Cradfunker, etc.. The root is Cradfunk or Cradfunkl, which is subject to usage by the individual in cases where appropriate.
That is one cradfunkle young jeezey walking down the strip.

I made your mom feel cradfunkle last night.
Cradfunkle by Angel Eric Perez Guante February 13, 2009

Clankles 

When cankles does not capture the extent of stovepipe legs - clankles (combining calf, leg ankles).
Whoa man check Denise's clankles!
Clankles by TMoneyID November 6, 2011

clankles 

Wow, check out the clankles on that electronic mama!
clankles by babbageclank July 9, 2010
1. An uncharacteristically large, lumpy, or otherwise misshapen rear-end that is attached to an attractive woman.

2. Also considered to be the "sound" the woman's jiggling, dumpy butt makes as her too-small legs carry it around: "(woman walking) clunk-k-clunk-k-clunk."
1. "I was at the bar and this chick was giving me the 'eye.' She was pretty cute, so I shot her a smile. My hopes here dashed, however, when she walked by to use the bathroom. What had appeared to be a thin, in-shape, young vixen turned out to be a girlie carrying a little 'extra baggage' -- she had a clunkle."

2. "Clunkle!"

3. "Damnit. Clunkle."
clunkle by Q09 August 10, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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