Citrussexual

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Somebody that is sexually attracted to citrus fruits.

Yo Johnny i fucked that grapefruit so hard yesterday.

Jerome thats disgusting

Nah man i'm just citrussexual

Citrussexual by Jerome Murdoch January 7, 2013

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Circussexual

a person who exclusively has sex with clowns

"Did you see bowzo the clown yesterday? He got me so turned on."
"You circussexual."

Circussexual by austings January 11, 2013

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Citrussexual • citrusexual • Circussexual • Citrosexual • Cyrussexual

Citrosexual

Having an extreme urge to have a sexual relationship with fruit.

Zach Taylor (Girl 1): Will Gregg is sooo great! Is he single?

Justin Perry (Girl 2): Yes, but I think he is citrosexual.

Will Gregg: Orange you glad I am a citrosexual?!

Citrosexual by AnonymousRedneck March 5, 2015

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citrusexual

Someone who is physically attracted to citrus fruits, ie. Oranges.

Vitaly: Joe you see that guy over there?
Joe: You mean the one with the orange on his knob?
Vitaly: Yeah, he's totally a Citrusexual.

citrusexual by JohnG42069NHSWAG December 11, 2013

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Cyrussexual

When your boyfriend who you originally thought was a strong, manly sensitive guy turns out to be the sweetest, most emotional mess ever.

Girl: I don't understand..

Girl's friend: What do you mean?

Girl: My boyfriend, is acting so sensitive!

Girl's friend: Oh, he's just a Cyrussexual. Don't worry, there's a pillw for that.

Cyrussexual by Headhair29 April 5, 2019

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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