Here in our rural river community we have many friends from the larger metropolitan area that love to visit us on the weekends. Their ignorance of everything rural; from not being able to hold their alcohol, turning the canoes over, to casting their fishing lines into the trees prompts us to affectionately but mockingly dub them "cityits"
Country fella sitting next on the river bank fishing next to his cousin from the city and asks: "What kind of bait are you using?"
The cousin brings out a fancy package his plastic bait was purchased in while the country cousin squishes a worm on to his own line.
He laughs to himself as he realizes his cousin is a cityit.
Refers to the geographical region of Cincinnati, OH. Mainly used in a derogatory way by Clevelanders in Metro-Cleveland because Cincinnati is so conservative and because Cincinati folk have southern twangs instead of a Cleveland accent. The image of a Southern redneck is very much associated with Cincinati and Kentucky.
Close proximity to Kentucky, traits of a Southern accent, thoughts of hilbillies, and strong Republican support in Cincinnati makes it a joke to liberal leaning, Cleveland Accent talkin Northerners.
"Those Bungles fans will have a fun drive down 71 to Cincitucky."
Refers to the geographical region of suburban Cincinnati, OH which lies south of the Ohio River, and is hence technically in the state of Kentucky - as well as denizens of said region. Used chiefly as a pejorative by Ohioans to refer to these dubious Kentuckians. Cincituckians are only tolerated by Ohioans because the airport lies in nearby Covington, KY. Usage can also be extrapolated to non-residents of Cincitucky who nevertheless conduct themselves in a markedly Cincituckian fashion. Cincituckians are understood to be Hillbillies and Hillwilhelminas of lower social standing, education and tooth count; and to find one's self in Cincitucky is to experience an intense, almost primal sense of despair.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.