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Circus Dick 

The smell that emanates from one's gooch region on a particularly hot and sweaty or swamp-assy day.
Hey fool, whens the last time you showered? It smells like circus dick in here...
Circus Dick by Sir Clark January 17, 2009

Circus Dick 

An abnormally large penis, which is for some reason usually found on a skinny guy. See also: “You wanna put that WHERE?”
Ashley: “Holy shit, his dong is like a severely obese infant’s arm holding a grapefruit. It’s so big, it looks like something you’d see in a freak show!”
Savannah: “Damn girl - he’s got Circus Dick!”
Circus Dick by ShazKelly November 18, 2019

Dick Circus 

A dick circus is performed when a male and female are in bed together and the female goes under the covers to perform felatio, which makes the covers over her head look like a pitched circus tent. This is also known as a Pee-Pee Tee-Pee.
Will was with his boyfriend and said "You're the star clown of my dick circus." Jeffrey then replied "Just call me the ringmaster!"
Dick Circus by MC_SANTA September 22, 2012

circumdick

Wrap her tongue around his dick circumference
Lay dick length along centerline of her tongue such that width of her tongue folds up around bottom half his girth. Wildly popular with teens who still have puberty dick circumdick can provide suction on its own.

Circumdick requires talent of the oralness provider when coiled latitudinally instead. Such skill belies high sti potential and jizzidue, residual jizz from prior customer(s).

For safe results be sure your jizz receptacle is exclusively yours with no priors especially if circumdick capable. Using ANY orifice used by other guys is STD risky.
circumdick by head gear October 29, 2012

circumdick

Evan hooked up with a cute girl last night. She was eager to go down when she found out he had a circumdick.
circumdick by Rancho Rey April 15, 2010

circumdick

To dick around.

From the Latin "circum," meaning "around" + "dick," meaning "dick."
Hey lazy, stop circumdicking and get back to work! Bitch.
circumdick by Jackiiiiiiiiiii December 18, 2005
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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