circumdick

Wrap her tongue around his dick circumference

Lay dick length along centerline of her tongue such that width of her tongue folds up around bottom half his girth. Wildly popular with teens who still have puberty dick circumdick can provide suction on its own.

Circumdick requires talent of the oralness provider when coiled latitudinally instead. Such skill belies high sti potential and jizzidue, residual jizz from prior customer(s).

For safe results be sure your jizz receptacle is exclusively yours with no priors especially if circumdick capable. Using ANY orifice used by other guys is STD risky.

by head gear October 29, 2012

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circumdick

A circumcised penis.

Evan hooked up with a cute girl last night. She was eager to go down when she found out he had a circumdick.

by Rancho Rey April 15, 2010

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circumdick

To dick around.

From the Latin "circum," meaning "around" + "dick," meaning "dick."

Hey lazy, stop circumdicking and get back to work! Bitch.

by Jackiiiiiiiiiii December 18, 2005

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circumsuckus

When a rabbi sucks blood from a circumcision wound. The ancient rite has been suspected of spreading health problems in NYC.

Rabbi Cockinowitz performed circumsuckus on me for the sabbath, but now I have his herpes.

by RonnyZ September 7, 2005

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circumlickulated

That horrible feeling you get when the dog licks you and you suddenly realize your kids are home sick with the flu. The same flu the dog is happily transferring to you, lick by horrible lick.
That disease has been circumlickulated.

senator, i do hereby declare, that wretched dog of yours has most assuredly circumlickulated your wife's fried chicken smell.

by el_don_almighty September 8, 2015

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