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circumdick

Wrap her tongue around his dick circumference
Lay dick length along centerline of her tongue such that width of her tongue folds up around bottom half his girth. Wildly popular with teens who still have puberty dick circumdick can provide suction on its own.

Circumdick requires talent of the oralness provider when coiled latitudinally instead. Such skill belies high sti potential and jizzidue, residual jizz from prior customer(s).

For safe results be sure your jizz receptacle is exclusively yours with no priors especially if circumdick capable. Using ANY orifice used by other guys is STD risky.
circumdick by head gear October 29, 2012

circumdick

Evan hooked up with a cute girl last night. She was eager to go down when she found out he had a circumdick.
circumdick by Rancho Rey April 15, 2010

circumdick

To dick around.

From the Latin "circum," meaning "around" + "dick," meaning "dick."
Hey lazy, stop circumdicking and get back to work! Bitch.
circumdick by Jackiiiiiiiiiii December 18, 2005

circumsuckus

When a rabbi sucks blood from a circumcision wound. The ancient rite has been suspected of spreading health problems in NYC.
Rabbi Cockinowitz performed circumsuckus on me for the sabbath, but now I have his herpes.
circumsuckus by RonnyZ September 7, 2005

circumlickulated 

That horrible feeling you get when the dog licks you and you suddenly realize your kids are home sick with the flu. The same flu the dog is happily transferring to you, lick by horrible lick.
That disease has been circumlickulated.
senator, i do hereby declare, that wretched dog of yours has most assuredly circumlickulated your wife's fried chicken smell.
circumlickulated by el_don_almighty September 8, 2015

Circumcockulate 

Circumcockulate: verb. When the vagina is enveloping the penis in a willing manner.
we Are planning to circumcockulate on our upcoming wedding anniversary
Circumcockulate by Geromeo May 20, 2019

circumdicular 

Something that doesn’t fit within a circumference and isn’t perpendicular could be described as circumdicular.
Hazel often said that Nigel’s thoughts were so far off point that they were nearer the circumdicular
circumdicular by Oo07jay November 29, 2023
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