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Act of revenge in the workplace expressed by farting in some one's cube after they extended a corporate meeting for no good reason while you have to take a violent dump. The extension of the corporate meeting causes you mild bodily harm and near public embarrassment as you ALMOST crap your pants. The key here is ALMOST, for a true Cintas the one who has to take the dump does successfully makes it to the thunder mug without crapping his or her pants and thus avoids any workplace disciplinary action.

The individual who farts in someone's cube is called a Cintaser and the individual who is the recipient of the fart is the Cintasee. Eating a healthy sized Mexican or chilli meal prior to executing a Cintas can potentially improve the overall outcome.
Phil cintased Tom because he extended the operations meeting longer than need be.
by Cintas Observer October 23, 2013
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Cintas

an American corporation headquartered in Mason, Ohio which provides a range of products and services to businesses including uniforms, mats, mops, cleaning and restroom supplies, first aid and safety products, fire extinguishers and testing, and safety courses
In 2017, Cintas made their largest acquisition with G&K Services for $2.2 billion
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Cintas

an American corporation headquartered in Mason, Ohio which provides a range of products and services to businesses including uniforms, mats,
In 2002, Cintas acquired a number of companies, including uniform rental company Omni Services, and first-aid companies Petragon, American First Aid, and Respond Industries
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Cintas

Cintas Corporation (/ˈsɪntɑ z/) is an American corporation headquartered in Mason, Ohio which provides a range of products and services to businesses including uniforms, mats, mops, cleaning and restroom supplies, first aid and safety products, fire extinguishers and testing, and safety courses.10 Cintas is a publicly held company traded on the Nasdaq Global Select Market under the symbol CTAS and is a component of the Standard & Poor's 500 Index.
In 1972, the company changed its name to Cintas and then went public in 1983
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Centassism

Centassism describes a personality trait of an individual desperate for attention and external validation who compulsively uses Twitter to pronounce himself to the world as someone possessing various virtues.
Rob Centa on Twitter multiple times a day: "I hate racism! I love basketball and I'm always positive! I hate people with centassism!"
by bewkertonbox September 13, 2020
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Clintasha

a paring/shipping in the Avengers movie; a ship between Clint Barton (Hawkeye) and Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow).
person A: I totally ship Clintasha!
person B: I know right! It's the ultimate OTP!
Thor: This ship... I like it. ANOTHER!
by clintasha ftw. August 5, 2012
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Cinta

Cinta means love , every Cinta is really pretty but really crazy, she’s so badass and she’s not scared to do anything, she always doing something annoying or weird.
Person 1 : who’s that girl she’s so pretty

Person 2 : oh that’s Cinta she’s so pretty and crazy that’s what I love about her.
by Cintaislusb September 23, 2018
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