Chwuffin 

Chwuffin means "Chunky Dwarf Puffin". It's a method of describing someone who is a little round, short and resembles a puffin.

A chwuffin is often under 5'7, has very squishy cheeks, and is the least funny person you'll ever meet.

You see her over there? She's a chwuffin, just look how round and small she is.

Chwuffin by MarshallBrigade May 11, 2021

chuffing back a fat dart

Smoking a cigarette

No idea what this cunt is but he's chuffing back a fat dart and that's all that matters

chuffing back a fat dart by Anita Henjebb September 2, 2017

Chuffin 'eck 

A slang phrase with a similar meaning to "bloody hell" or the even more offensive "fucking hell", albeit milder and less forceful.

Originates from Yorkshire.

P1: That bun'll cost you four quid.
P2: Chuffin 'eck! I ain't payin' that!

Chuffin 'eck by PoorKingElizabeth September 8, 2016

Chuffinelles 

The Chuffinelles were an all women band who performed up and down and around Sheffield, England, in the 1980's. They achieved some recognition as a result of their politically charged performances which focussed on poverty, unemployment, and the demise of the British steel industry which was a major employer in the Sheffield area.

Hence, Chuffinelles can be used to describe actions by people who make people take notice of the kinds of injuustice that fly past the attention of regular media and are forgotten about, (or so politicians wish).

Chuffinelle's origins: Chuff is a local slang word for vagina. Chuffin' 'Ell is equivalent of saying "Fucking Hell"

People today rent because they can't get a mortgage, and the landlord charges them primo rent and gets away with it, is on the look out for something he can evict them over.
These people need the A team or some Chuffinelles.

Chuffinelles by izzit413afw March 17, 2010

chuffin snout

Scottish term for smoking a cigarette.

aye ah seen him chuffin a snout at the bikesheds
Aye aht cunts always chuffin snout

chuffin snout by gregory young squad February 14, 2015

Chuffing 

A popular term used South Yorkshire term, a less crude term use in place of fuck

chuff/fuck, and chuffin/fuckin

Most common: Chuffin' hell!

That chuffin idiot!

What the bloody chuff!

Chuffing by Sod off, ye chuffin git! April 11, 2005

chuffing nora 

When somthing bad is/has happening. Although the unfortunate victim handles the possibly multi-leathal situation with unerveing calmness. As though the situation happens worryingly often and seems, to have become an amusing local joke.
[west yorkshire, Braford).

" CHUFFING NORA! the round-square's just cum off mi combinar arv'estar!".

chuffing nora by kazzy27 November 11, 2007