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chap chap 

A: Hey It seems like I gotta go, Bye
B:Chap Chap!
chap chap by aarmn March 9, 2022
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Riveting tale, chap. 

The verbose and formal variant of the sarcastic phrase "cool story bro".
Person A: ...And so in conclusion, we are able to see that the event that transpired was nothing more than a cleverly disguised ruse and in no way factual as was originally perceived.

Person B: Riveting tale, chap.
Using a tube of Chapstick to slather and lube up your penis for a good old fashioned fap and wank.
Carl needed to rub one out but found his jar of bacon grease empty. So he grabbed a tube of chapstick and buttered up his cock and balls and nutted to a Chap Fap.
Chap Fap by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

chap! chap! 

In East Africa, swahili slang. It means hurry hurry,faster faster or quickly.
Chap! Chap! We're late for church.
You need to do that homework Chap! Chap!
chap! chap! by Banana spoon April 6, 2017

Navajo Chap-slap 

The Navajo Chap-Slap is a sex position that has the receiving partner kneeling on the bed. The other partner who is giving it then proceeds to wrap one leg around the back of their partner's neck and the other leg wrapped around the back of left or right (depending on which leg is on the neck) knee and then proceeds to insert the penis(or Strap-on) and then bends the partner over them and plays the Ass-Bongos.
I'm going to Navajo Chap-slap the shit out of her. She Puts the Chap in the Navajo Chap-Slap.
Navajo Chap-slap by Papa Jango December 27, 2016

Chap Vision

When you attend Lubbock Christian University, and are surrounded by its women for such an extended period of time, that your standards for women and their hottness depreciates. Girls that you initially ranked low begin to look better and better.
Chap 1: "WhenI first came to LCU, that girl was a four, but the more time I spend at this school, the more she's starting to look like a ten!"

Chap 2: "Oh no, I think your coming down with a bad case of Chap Vision