Chumpy Daddy 

A specific ‘type’ of man: typically tall & broad in stature &, more importantly, paternal in nature. We’ve all come across a chumpy daddy in our day, whether you’re aware of it or not. Should you need any help identifying a potential CD please find an extensive, but by no means exhaustive, list of traits below:

- Loves rugby & only rugby, except for a summertime dabble in cricket

- Rubs your back a lot

- Big givers e.g. loves to go down on you & asks you if you’re enjoying it
- Bootleg jeans & wrong shoes

- Probably an uncle by age 25
- Makes cooked breakfasts with black pudding

- Drives, or aspires to drive, a big gauche car (think Land Rover defender/Range Rover evoque)

- If he’s not live in the stadium he books out areas at pubs to watch big sporting events

- Leggings under their shorts in the gym

- Steak & red wine lover’s
- A water bottle the size of their daily water consumption with lines to mark the time in the day they should drink it by

- Does poos in clubs

- Cologne that smells of musk

- Brunette (but not always)
- Love stouts & ales

- Always wearing a collared shirt of some kind
- Mahogany furniture

- Loves a Big Mac

- Girthy dick (probably uncircumcised)
- Would pay for an umpiring qualification

- A generous host & sees the role as some sort of Olympic sport

- Doesn’t laugh often, but when they do it’s an eruption of hearty belly laughter in response to something unintended to be a joke

- Most likely lives in the south of England

'His chumpy daddy energy is sort of sweet and sort of a massive turn-off'

Chumpy Daddy by GiiRlZ NiGhT x November 21, 2021

chump daddy 

An local asian boy grom from San Diego that finagled his way into college through waterpolo and only played one year but tells chicks he still plays waterpolo.

Richard: "Sup Chicks, yeah I have an asian bowl but don't worry I play waterpolo". Chicks: "Oh nice, do you still play?" Richard: "Well I mean I played freshman year, but I never actually got in the pool cause I redshirted" Chicks" Oh, thats why everyone calls you CHUMP DADDY DALY."

chump daddy by CHUMP DADDY October 3, 2017

chump daddy 

Just your typical LA dodger hat wearing chump who thinks he's the big man.

"You hear Chump Daddy got barred out last night and was breaking beer bottles in his OWN house??"
"Typical."

"Hey chump daddy when was the last time you took a shower?"
"About a week ago."

chump daddy by Jabroni Inc. October 2, 2017