When, the morning after she DIDN'T bang a guy otherwise ends up in her bed,a girl finds it in the kindness of her heart to throw on a sports bra and some flip flops and drive the poor man home.
Girl 1: Wow, why are you up so early on a Saturday?
Girl 2: I had to Chump Dump this dude before his hangover lifted enough that he tried for morning sex.
Girl 2: I had to Chump Dump this dude before his hangover lifted enough that he tried for morning sex.
by CGoodies June 28, 2015
Get the Chump Dump mug.A man that can only ejaculate once and cannot recover for another round. This is not to be confused with a one minute man, as it has very little to do with stamina and the longevity of the session.
by janessa107 April 30, 2017
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Somebody who uses a credit card as a debit card would normally be used in order to accrue cash-back benefits. However, they're chumps...
by TheRealAOC February 4, 2021
Get the Credit dump chump mug.A phrase used when you go and get the biggest rumble in your ass ever. You have to get to the rest room and real quick but you can't find one .. so you go behind the store and find a nice tree to hang from and take a shit and catch it in your hand and throw it on incoming customers. and start yelling and howling like an idiot
"O my god i have to crap so bad"
"Where am i going to go since there arent any bathrooms?"
"Well looks like another Big Ole Chimp Dump"
"Heres a nice tree"
"Ooooohahhwahhhwhhwhahpooopie"
Custome: "what the hell is he doing"
"Aw theres shit all over in my hair"
"Where am i going to go since there arent any bathrooms?"
"Well looks like another Big Ole Chimp Dump"
"Heres a nice tree"
"Ooooohahhwahhhwhhwhahpooopie"
Custome: "what the hell is he doing"
"Aw theres shit all over in my hair"
by Slimslope May 18, 2006
Get the Big Ole Chimp Dump mug.Man, i was walking home and had to poop, by the time i got to a bathroom it had become a clump dump, so clumpy...
by chengshan July 7, 2010
Get the Clump Dump mug.When a woman uses men to gain fame from famous artists.. then changes to other famous men just to get attention. While using one after another ..
Male version is staypal.. Stays as long as the money flows or he get attention .
Male version is staypal.. Stays as long as the money flows or he get attention .
She's a chump dumpster! she dated 8 different rap stars who had little tallent . Then made her self famous on instagram while having no talent...
by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 8, 2022
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by T.Wilson June 1, 2016
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