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Cumdensation 

The scientific process of semen evaporating.
"There is barely any cum in the condom from last night, damn cumdensation"
Cumdensation by B-wake March 31, 2013

chumpenomics 

The study of chumps and their participation in public douchbaggery or their penchant for residing near the shores of Jersey. Also can be thought of as a study of their spending habits on hair product, fake tans, and clear sunglasses. You can easily identify them by their popped collar(s).
Person: "Hey, what's up man"
The Fiddler: "Bippity Boppity, (unitelligible mumbling) Fo get bout it!"
Person: "Your not making any sense..."
The Fiddler: "Da two uh yous bes not mess wit da fiddla!"
Person: "Do you want to participate in my case study in chumpenomics?"
chumpenomics by Ando Commando February 23, 2009
a buff, handsome, smart, and Asian gentleman that everybody wants to be and is jealous of. Everybody hates on him e.g. John Fry.
John Fry hates on chumeng because he wants to be him
chumeng by zhengchu May 5, 2009
cumden
used when refering to starting a fight
joey: you slept with ma mate im gonna kick your ass
tommy: c'mon then. cumden
a fat, usually asian, nerd who has no life and spends most of the time pretending that he is someone (aka Derron Williams).
Srop eating or youkk ve a chumeng!
chumeng by henmo June 27, 2007

Cumdensation 

When the temperature is so high that a man's semen beads up and sweats through the shaft of his penis to cool it down.
"Man I'm not used to this southern weather, there was so much cumdensation on my dick when I woke up!"
Cumdensation by Rouzay November 15, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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