Skip to main content

Cumcentration 

The skill required to keep yourself from prematurely ejaculating when having sex with a significant other.
Steve: So I was fucking my main bitch last night, and I was pretty nervous and scared that I'd blow my load.
Alan: What'd you do?
Steve: I just thought about rainbows and shit.
Alan: Whoa that must've taken tons of cumcentration.

Sophie: I have this jewish boyfriend, and he keeps prematurely ejaculating.
Oprah: Bitch you gotta send your man to a cumcentration camp.
Sohpie: Oprah, that's very socially insensitive, I dont make fun of you for being a queefopotamus, do I?
Cumcentration by Germ604 June 25, 2009
Related Words

cummentary 

a collection of shared moments in memory exchanged via texts, memories of sweat and involuntary gasps, hands against flesh, and moans of intense climax; memories of soft easy laughter against pillows and the southward migration of goosebumps raised off smooth skin
Our cummentary led directly from texting to the bedroom; I couldn't wait for his clothes to hit the floor.
cummentary by Sunny Lanning June 24, 2015
When someone is so good at sex that they seem to control when you cum. Much like being a water, fire, earth, or air bender in Avatar. Can be male or female.
Damn she really is a cumbender I came before I even knew what happened.
Cumbender by Holldaddy August 24, 2019

cumderwear 

A woman's underwear that, after sex without a condom, begins to fill with semen that was not fully drained out when she went to the bathroom immediately following coitus.
Man: "That was some great sex."
Woman: "BRB, gotta empty out."
5 minutes later.....man and woman go out to get some coffee...
Woman: "It is still dripping! Now I have cumderwear! Ugh"
Man: <laughs>
cumderwear by SteveW123 April 30, 2010
A guy with monster meat. I'm talking like rip u in have kinda shmeat right there
Bro that's Camden
Yea that guys got a massive cock
Camden by Bro that meat tho October 18, 2020

CAMDEN PHONEBOOTH 

Two-phase fart attack, best employed when the victim has just stepped out of his/her office - but is hovering nearby. Phase I: Sneak into the victim's office/cubicle/personal workspace and crop dust. Quickly return to your desk. Phase II: Dial the victim's extension, luring them into the kill zone. Watch them choke. NOTE: Especially effective on days when the victim is expecting "very important" calls. This ensures the victim run to his/her office to answer the phone, before the wall of gas can escape.
Who the hell just took a shit in my office? It smells like a Camden Phonebooth in here!