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chubmuffin 

one who is chubby, but who is also a BAMF. i.e., Peter Griffin and Santa Claus. Can also be someone who annoys you
Shut up chubmuffin, L2lose weight.
chubmuffin by boo-boo GL October 24, 2006
Words you can keep

Chubmuffin 

A penis that when erect is wider than it is long.
Danny DeVito is a chubmuffin.
Chubmuffin by J~Free February 23, 2011

crudmuffins 

interjection: meaning darn, crap, shit, or "ooooo thats not good"
"Oh, crudmuffins, I left it at home!!!"
crudmuffins by kermit June 18, 2003
Women who work at home on the Internet or phone.

Normally dressing in their pajamas or sweats and sometimes don't take shower for a couple days
I am sick of being a Curmuffin , let's go out to eat.
Your starting to smell like a Curmuffin go take a shower
Curmuffin by Tjmagoo August 23, 2016

Crudmuffins 

1. A word to replace naugty words. Used when angry, scared or surprised. Can be used with holy.
"Holy crudmuffins!" Carol yelled as a mouse crawled on her shoe.
Crudmuffins by </3 Alex July 30, 2008

cumuffins 

A mouthbreathing illiterate moron's mishearing and subsequent misspelling or mispronunciation of the word "comeuppance." The combination of "cum" and "muffins" adds hilarity to the usage of the term, as the word is typically placed in the syntax as an object to be received, as a result of karma, by a person perceived to have committed a wrong.
Yeah, that asshole screwed my best friend after I loaned him 400 dollars, but sooner or later he's going to get his cumuffins.
cumuffins by windu March 22, 2009

Chubbamuffin

a nice way to say someone is fat or a fatty
A:hey whatcha eating
B: dude im working on my third big mac
A:what of the week?
B: no of the day!
A:wow what a chubbamuffin
or
A:i dont feel so good man
B:why? you ok man
A: i dont know man i was feeling like a chubbamuffin and a gallon of ice cream.
Chubbamuffin by C-dizzle nizzle December 7, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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