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Chronoblast 

A green knight that's typically in the sky.
person 1 "why is there a green knight in the sky over there"

person 2 "oh that's just chronoblast"
Chronoblast by krisbot February 14, 2021
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Chronobate 

Masturbating at the same time everyday or on a certain day every week, month, etc.
Bob: Hey wanna go to Jim's?

Bill: Nah it's 4:00 o'clock, Jim's about to chronobate.
Chronobate by Ubergazz June 19, 2010

chronoclasm 

1. The temporarily frazzled mental state resulting from the discovery that the actual time or date varies greatly from what you thought it was.

2. A song by Rhythm Invention
Mark: "I'm so happy that it's Friday!"
Jim: "Uhh... Mark... it's Tuesday"
Mark: "Wait... what?!"
Jim: "Having a bit of Chronoclasm there?"
chronoclasm by Linguistic Mystic January 4, 2009

Chocoblast

When you're fucking a girl in the butt, while she proceeds to shit on your wiener, then you let the poop harden and she gives you head and eats it like a chocolate flavored ice cream with the cream filling.
The mans dick smelt horrible after the chocoblast
Chocoblast by TufRon May 6, 2010

chromeblast 

When you're watching a serious TV show and some smart ass in the household casts a lame YouTube video to the ChromeCast.
Hey Tom can you stop chromeblasting Rick Astley videos. We're trying to watch 60 Minutes
chromeblast by doc brown February 8, 2015
Word of the Day on February 12, 2015

Chronomasturbation 

He used to make a chronomasturbation
Chronomasturbation by jojovz March 12, 2019

chronolystically 

When someone doesn’t know what they are talking about and want to sound smart when talking they use this “word”
Chronolystically Matt is wrong
chronolystically by Drew.P October 28, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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