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Chronobate 

Masturbating at the same time everyday or on a certain day every week, month, etc.
Bob: Hey wanna go to Jim's?

Bill: Nah it's 4:00 o'clock, Jim's about to chronobate.
Chronobate by Ubergazz June 19, 2010

chronoclasm 

1. The temporarily frazzled mental state resulting from the discovery that the actual time or date varies greatly from what you thought it was.

2. A song by Rhythm Invention
Mark: "I'm so happy that it's Friday!"
Jim: "Uhh... Mark... it's Tuesday"
Mark: "Wait... what?!"
Jim: "Having a bit of Chronoclasm there?"
chronoclasm by Linguistic Mystic January 4, 2009

Chocoblast

When you're fucking a girl in the butt, while she proceeds to shit on your wiener, then you let the poop harden and she gives you head and eats it like a chocolate flavored ice cream with the cream filling.
The mans dick smelt horrible after the chocoblast
Chocoblast by TufRon May 6, 2010

chromeblast 

When you're watching a serious TV show and some smart ass in the household casts a lame YouTube video to the ChromeCast.
Hey Tom can you stop chromeblasting Rick Astley videos. We're trying to watch 60 Minutes
chromeblast by doc brown February 8, 2015

Chronomasturbation 

He used to make a chronomasturbation
Chronomasturbation by jojovz March 12, 2019

chronolystically 

When someone doesn’t know what they are talking about and want to sound smart when talking they use this “word”
Chronolystically Matt is wrong
chronolystically by Drew.P October 28, 2023