Chronoblast

A green knight that's typically in the sky.

person 1 "why is there a green knight in the sky over there"

person 2 "oh that's just chronoblast"

Chronoblast by krisbot February 14, 2021

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Chronobate

Masturbating at the same time everyday or on a certain day every week, month, etc.

Bob: Hey wanna go to Jim's?

Bill: Nah it's 4:00 o'clock, Jim's about to chronobate.

Chronobate by Ubergazz June 19, 2010

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chronoclasm

1. The temporarily frazzled mental state resulting from the discovery that the actual time or date varies greatly from what you thought it was.

2. A song by Rhythm Invention

Mark: "I'm so happy that it's Friday!"
Jim: "Uhh... Mark... it's Tuesday"
Mark: "Wait... what?!"
Jim: "Having a bit of Chronoclasm there?"

chronoclasm by Linguistic Mystic January 4, 2009

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Chocoblast

When you're fucking a girl in the butt, while she proceeds to shit on your wiener, then you let the poop harden and she gives you head and eats it like a chocolate flavored ice cream with the cream filling.

The mans dick smelt horrible after the chocoblast

Chocoblast by TufRon May 6, 2010