Chronoblast

A green knight that's typically in the sky.

person 1 "why is there a green knight in the sky over there"

person 2 "oh that's just chronoblast"

by krisbot February 14, 2021

Chronobate

Masturbating at the same time everyday or on a certain day every week, month, etc.

Bob: Hey wanna go to Jim's?

Bill: Nah it's 4:00 o'clock, Jim's about to chronobate.

by Ubergazz June 19, 2010

chronoclasm

1. The temporarily frazzled mental state resulting from the discovery that the actual time or date varies greatly from what you thought it was.

2. A song by Rhythm Invention

Mark: "I'm so happy that it's Friday!"
Jim: "Uhh... Mark... it's Tuesday"
Mark: "Wait... what?!"
Jim: "Having a bit of Chronoclasm there?"

by Linguistic Mystic January 4, 2009

Chocoblast

When you're fucking a girl in the butt, while she proceeds to shit on your wiener, then you let the poop harden and she gives you head and eats it like a chocolate flavored ice cream with the cream filling.

The mans dick smelt horrible after the chocoblast

by TufRon May 6, 2010

chromeblast

When you're watching a serious TV show and some smart ass in the household casts a lame YouTube video to the ChromeCast.

Hey Tom can you stop chromeblasting Rick Astley videos. We're trying to watch 60 Minutes

by doc brown February 8, 2015

Chronomasturbation

Masturbation through time

He used to make a chronomasturbation

by jojovz March 12, 2019

chronolystically

When someone doesn’t know what they are talking about and want to sound smart when talking they use this “word”

Chronolystically Matt is wrong

by Drew.P October 28, 2023