chronoclasm

1. The temporarily frazzled mental state resulting from the discovery that the actual time or date varies greatly from what you thought it was.

2. A song by Rhythm Invention

Mark: "I'm so happy that it's Friday!"
Jim: "Uhh... Mark... it's Tuesday"
Mark: "Wait... what?!"
Jim: "Having a bit of Chronoclasm there?"

chronoclasm by Linguistic Mystic January 4, 2009

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Chronockasnaka syndrome

This syndrome is chronic snaking syndrome. It is when someone constantly is a snake, and skips out on shit.

This syndrome causes snaking anytime, anywhere! It even causes snaking on your birthday. It also causes you to be an asshole to women.

It is pronounced Chro-nacka-snacka-syndrome, with an A sound not an AH sound, at the end A's.

Dude is Hunter coming?

Sorry dude but he has Chronockasnaka syndrome

Chronockasnaka syndrome by Wangerbuster April 20, 2018

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Chronollama

Where you have a schedule to take care of different llamas.

Grazer: Ok, according to the chronollama chart, first Bob, then Pete, then my wife.. I mean...

Bitch. Lol.

Chronollama by YoungVigil75 May 22, 2009

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Chronoblast

A green knight that's typically in the sky.

person 1 "why is there a green knight in the sky over there"

person 2 "oh that's just chronoblast"

Chronoblast by krisbot February 14, 2021

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Chronocosmoduomillenillion

10¹⁰⁹⁰⁸, or ten to the power of ten thousand, nine hundred and eight.

Did you know the cat named Kenny from SpongeBob could survive 1 Chronocosmoduomillenillion years if inside Cary Huang's prime number breathing simulation?

Chronocosmoduomillenillion by Gibberishidkrisjjj September 23, 2025

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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