chronoclasm

1. The temporarily frazzled mental state resulting from the discovery that the actual time or date varies greatly from what you thought it was.

2. A song by Rhythm Invention

Mark: "I'm so happy that it's Friday!"
Jim: "Uhh... Mark... it's Tuesday"
Mark: "Wait... what?!"
Jim: "Having a bit of Chronoclasm there?"

by Linguistic Mystic January 4, 2009

Chronockasnaka syndrome

This syndrome is chronic snaking syndrome. It is when someone constantly is a snake, and skips out on shit.

This syndrome causes snaking anytime, anywhere! It even causes snaking on your birthday. It also causes you to be an asshole to women.

It is pronounced Chro-nacka-snacka-syndrome, with an A sound not an AH sound, at the end A's.

Dude is Hunter coming?

Sorry dude but he has Chronockasnaka syndrome

by Wangerbuster April 20, 2018

Chronollama

Where you have a schedule to take care of different llamas.

Grazer: Ok, according to the chronollama chart, first Bob, then Pete, then my wife.. I mean...

Bitch. Lol.

by YoungVigil75 May 22, 2009

Chronoblast

A green knight that's typically in the sky.

person 1 "why is there a green knight in the sky over there"

person 2 "oh that's just chronoblast"

by krisbot February 14, 2021

Chronocosmoduomillenillion

10¹⁰⁹⁰⁸, or ten to the power of ten thousand, nine hundred and eight.

Did you know the cat named Kenny from SpongeBob could survive 1 Chronocosmoduomillenillion years if inside Cary Huang's prime number breathing simulation?

by Gibberishidkrisjjj September 23, 2025