"It's blowing 5 knots. It's Chronoable! I'll be on the water having fun in 10 minutes." This will be your daily posting online to social media after checking the wind speed at your favorite kiteboarding spot. It will drive your friends insane. They will first tell you that kiting in low winds is not fun. However after seeing how much fun you are having, they will get an Ozone Chrono and become a fellow Chronie and kiteboard everyday as soon as the winds hits 5 knots.

I've been jabbed