Chrisy poo
A Fat Vacuum. Typically has big boobies and eats lots of chips. They are CONSTANTLY charging their controller and are Latino-Asian American.
Chrisy poo by Concreteman05 April 24, 2022
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chrissy poo
Me: chri-
Chrissy poo:what's wrong honey cheeks, you're getting kinda freaky, i really love yo ass and i kinda wanna squeezey, you make me kinda horny baby please let me sip in easy, yo pussy so wet, it feelin kinda greasy
Uh yea
So baby calm down, I wanna go out, have some fun, drink some rum, so now we go down, in the bed, give me head, and that's the best, when you gettin kinda dirty
yuh
Chrissy poo:what's wrong honey cheeks, you're getting kinda freaky, i really love yo ass and i kinda wanna squeezey, you make me kinda horny baby please let me sip in easy, yo pussy so wet, it feelin kinda greasy
Uh yea
So baby calm down, I wanna go out, have some fun, drink some rum, so now we go down, in the bed, give me head, and that's the best, when you gettin kinda dirty
yuh
chrissy poo by Trashy Tina May 29, 2018
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Chrisy poo • chrissy poo • Chrissy poo bear • Poorly chris • Chrispoo • Chrissypooh • chrisy coon • Chrisy • chris brown • chrissy
Chrissy poo bear
Chrissy poo bear by mcchrissc March 15, 2023
Chrispoo
A premature poo that takes about 20 minutes to drop off. The pooer could easily wait another hour for the poo to ready itself for its departure, but the pooer would rather sit on the toilet and expend tremendous energy discharging the poo that is scared to let go.
Person 1 "Ill be right back, I have to take a poo."
Person 2 "Okay, that'll take about 5 minutes, right?"
----------20 minutes later------------
Person 2 "Ahh man that felt good"
Person 1 "Nigga please, quit wasting time taking a Chrispoo. Just wait an hour and it'll let go in 2 minutes."
Person 2 "Okay, that'll take about 5 minutes, right?"
----------20 minutes later------------
Person 2 "Ahh man that felt good"
Person 1 "Nigga please, quit wasting time taking a Chrispoo. Just wait an hour and it'll let go in 2 minutes."
Chrispoo by NiggaKnower February 13, 2009
Chrissypoo
Only the coolest Chris' get called chrissypoo. It is not only an honor but a damn privilege to earn this title and once one is dubed and responds to chrissypoo he is bonded to this name for life
Chrissypoo by BuffFluff3001 February 11, 2019
Chrissypooh
People with the nick name chrissypooh are ballers. Although they do tend to project small dick energy. They also eat a lot and are typically fat asses. But when they need to clutch up they will mew hella and get a crazy jaw line
Chrissypooh by conlanpooh November 20, 2023
Poorly chris
A man named chris that has swaloowed so much semen his immune system becomes low & requires high strength probiotics
Poorly chris by Originalnuttahbutter October 4, 2016
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