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Christus 

Splendid or sumptuous in appearance, excellent or complete beyond practical or theoretical improvement, and/orhaving qualities that give great pleasure or satisfaction to see, hear, or think about.
I can't get Natalie Rives off my mind because she is christus.
Christus by FallinHard4You June 19, 2007

Christus Victor 

at the bottom of the Celtic Cross, the words Christus Victor are engraved
Christus Victor by Murt September 30, 2005

christus foster 

Just a gay guy... What? Did u expect more? Well he's also kinda cute.
Guy 1: Aye u know Christus Foster?
Guy 2: Yea he's kinda gay
Guy 1: yea but he's cute tho
christus foster by Sticky_Ricky December 10, 2019

ave christus rex 

Deriving from Latin, literally meaning ‘Hail Christ The King’.
Mostly used by christbros on catholic/orthodox edits on tiktok
Person 1: Ave Christus Rex.
Person 2: Amen.
ave christus rex by solitarydude October 30, 2023

Jebus Christus 

The ultimate lord and saviour of our world. When he was put up on the cross, he broke it with is bare hands and started fisting soldiers. God Incarnate.
Adam: I think Jesus is the true don of God.

Martin: Ain't sure about that one cheif. Jebus Christus is my lord and saviour.

Adam: You're a cultist aren't you.

Martin: Go to hell you fucking Heratic
Jebus Christus by BobDaBich January 31, 2021

Christosaur

n.
1. The Messiah, as foretold by the prophets of the Scripts of the Gouche. Often used with the.
2.the Fistish religious teacher whose life, death, and resurrection as reported by the prophets of the Scripts of the Gouche are the basis of the Fistian message of fistalvation
3. the chosen one who enforces good Fistian practices. It is well known that anyone absent from Sunday mass will be hunted down and violently fisted with the Christosaur's legendary fist (wrist girth measured at approximately 2.34 feet), only stopping when the offender's colon sloughs off around the Christosaur's massive forearm. The Christosaur then rolls the sloughed colon up His arm and allows it to dry until it resembles dried calamari. This badge of faith shows other what will happen if they don't go to mass.
I didn't make mass on Sunday and the Christosaur fisted me back to B.C.E.
Christosaur by Selur Natas September 12, 2004