Christosaurus 

Christosaurus is the reincarnation of the one true savior of the interwebs, Raptorjesus. An excerpt from his teachings would look something like this.

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On the final day of the Christozoic period Christosaurus did pwn all evil left in the world. With one swift movement of his rather undersized arm he did destroy the last cave n00b. With a sickening crunch he quickly disposed of the corpse by simply gesturing towards it with his magnificent claw and exclaiming "THE GAME" the corpse proceeded to flip the fuck out and exclaim that it had lost. Then Christosaurus did take the last dino-nap of the Christozoic period.

Friend 1: Dude you so owned that guy!

Friend 2: Yeah. Almost as awesome as what Christosaurus can do.

Christosaurus by FollowerofChristosaurus May 24, 2012

Christosaurus 

Guy named Chris who has a fake profile on Facebook and pretends to not believe in dinosaurs. Makes up stories about protests he never attended and tries to get people banned from CAD for figuring out he’s a fraud.

That Chris dude in CAD is such a Christosaurus Faux.

Christosaurus by Stephen Mc Lingenfoof August 23, 2020

Christosaur

n.
1. The Messiah, as foretold by the prophets of the Scripts of the Gouche. Often used with the.
2.the Fistish religious teacher whose life, death, and resurrection as reported by the prophets of the Scripts of the Gouche are the basis of the Fistian message of fistalvation
3. the chosen one who enforces good Fistian practices. It is well known that anyone absent from Sunday mass will be hunted down and violently fisted with the Christosaur's legendary fist (wrist girth measured at approximately 2.34 feet), only stopping when the offender's colon sloughs off around the Christosaur's massive forearm. The Christosaur then rolls the sloughed colon up His arm and allows it to dry until it resembles dried calamari. This badge of faith shows other what will happen if they don't go to mass.

I didn't make mass on Sunday and the Christosaur fisted me back to B.C.E.

Christosaur by Selur Natas September 12, 2004