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christus

1) (Latin) Christ
2) A very firmly devout christian.
1) Christs natus est ex maria virgine.
2) That girl is bare hardcore christus. She ain't up for any ting before marriage.
by J-HO Armstrong April 9, 2004
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Christus

Splendid or sumptuous in appearance, excellent or complete beyond practical or theoretical improvement, and/orhaving qualities that give great pleasure or satisfaction to see, hear, or think about.
I can't get Natalie Rives off my mind because she is christus.
by FallinHard4You June 19, 2007
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Christus Victor

at the bottom of the Celtic Cross, the words Christus Victor are engraved
by Murt September 30, 2005
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christus foster

Just a gay guy... What? Did u expect more? Well he's also kinda cute.
Guy 1: Aye u know Christus Foster?
Guy 2: Yea he's kinda gay
Guy 1: yea but he's cute tho
by Sticky_Ricky December 10, 2019
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ave christus rex

Deriving from Latin, literally meaning ‘Hail Christ The King’.
Mostly used by christbros on catholic/orthodox edits on tiktok
Person 1: Ave Christus Rex.
Person 2: Amen.
by solitarydude October 30, 2023
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Jebus Christus

The ultimate lord and saviour of our world. When he was put up on the cross, he broke it with is bare hands and started fisting soldiers. God Incarnate.
Adam: I think Jesus is the true don of God.

Martin: Ain't sure about that one cheif. Jebus Christus is my lord and saviour.

Adam: You're a cultist aren't you.

Martin: Go to hell you fucking Heratic
by BobDaBich January 31, 2021
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Christosaur

n.
1. The Messiah, as foretold by the prophets of the Scripts of the Gouche. Often used with the.
2.the Fistish religious teacher whose life, death, and resurrection as reported by the prophets of the Scripts of the Gouche are the basis of the Fistian message of fistalvation
3. the chosen one who enforces good Fistian practices. It is well known that anyone absent from Sunday mass will be hunted down and violently fisted with the Christosaur's legendary fist (wrist girth measured at approximately 2.34 feet), only stopping when the offender's colon sloughs off around the Christosaur's massive forearm. The Christosaur then rolls the sloughed colon up His arm and allows it to dry until it resembles dried calamari. This badge of faith shows other what will happen if they don't go to mass.
I didn't make mass on Sunday and the Christosaur fisted me back to B.C.E.
by Selur Natas September 12, 2004
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