christopherson
A cool dude who pretends that he is the best person ever and everyone believes him. Sometimes his inner nerd comes out and everyone thinks he is a weirdo.
christopherson by carterman14 January 6, 2017
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Jesus H. Christopherson
When you start to take the name of the Lord God in vain but then follow it up with an 'opherson' at the end so it doesn't seem like you're breaking one of the commandments.
Someone that is supposed to be a Christian and -lets say- works in construction is hammering a nail but smashes his finger and yells; "Jesus H. Christopherson!"
Jesus H. Christopherson by auditus maximus July 1, 2005
Danil Christopherson
Really cool kid...Very handsome, but quiet in public. He is very hyperactive online tho. He is very and I mean very smart. But he can be self-absorbed sometimes. He can get any girl in the world even yours. He does have a big heart. If u find a Danil you will be lucky to have him. If you feel love and warmth when u hug or kiss. You got a Danil...
I feel so... Safe around him. He is so adorable but his only problem is he's very self absorbed. But I can't help but love him... "Yep you got a Danil Christopherson"
Danil Christopherson by D4NTHEMAN November 22, 2021
ChristopherBangsexual
Only being attracted to a Guy Who is Christopher Bang, also known as "Bangchan" from Stray Kids and from 3racha
ChristopherBangsexual by Chris.jypeFromTiktok December 18, 2020
christopherosas
A boy whose capapbilities are lacking on all degrees. This person will often say comments and laugh not realizing he is the only one laughing. This person will often have an extrememly and abnormally large grape or head. This person will often walk around boasting about his strength and physique but can only back it up with evidence of a non-muscular gut which protrudes greatly from his abdomen.
It is possible that this person may also lack excellent vision from one eye or the other due to stabbing himself in the eye with a gerber mult-tool while tightening a zip tie which doesnt require a gerber multi tool to tighten. If one finds this person, it is recommended they contact the nearest insane asylum or psychiatric ward for proper containment of this person. One can only hope this person will not infect mankind with its genes by reproducing with any female. Females should take great caution if encountering this person.
Other names for this person may be: Rowario or Dirtbag
It is possible that this person may also lack excellent vision from one eye or the other due to stabbing himself in the eye with a gerber mult-tool while tightening a zip tie which doesnt require a gerber multi tool to tighten. If one finds this person, it is recommended they contact the nearest insane asylum or psychiatric ward for proper containment of this person. One can only hope this person will not infect mankind with its genes by reproducing with any female. Females should take great caution if encountering this person.
Other names for this person may be: Rowario or Dirtbag
guy 1,"Is that a christopherosas in the bushes?"
guy2,"I dont know but we better call the psych ward to get him"
guy 1,"GREAT IDEA"
"Man, Im losing brain cells from talking to you, you sound like a real christopherosas"
"Look, its a christopherosas, throw something at it"
guy,"They calling me Hansom"
girl,"Are you christopherosas?"
guy,"Well Yes I am"
girl,"SOMEBODY HELPP! its christopherosas"
guy2,"I dont know but we better call the psych ward to get him"
guy 1,"GREAT IDEA"
"Man, Im losing brain cells from talking to you, you sound like a real christopherosas"
"Look, its a christopherosas, throw something at it"
guy,"They calling me Hansom"
girl,"Are you christopherosas?"
guy,"Well Yes I am"
girl,"SOMEBODY HELPP! its christopherosas"
christopherosas by D-RO_Jerabek December 22, 2010
Christophernoggin
Christopher is a boy. He is something special.
He is smart,and funny, and completely adorable.
Guarenteed you will not meet anyone like him in your lifetime, so if you do meet him, you should be greatful.
He is a good friend and he would do anything for anyone, especially Samantha:P. Christopher is awesome. love him.
He is smart,and funny, and completely adorable.
Guarenteed you will not meet anyone like him in your lifetime, so if you do meet him, you should be greatful.
He is a good friend and he would do anything for anyone, especially Samantha:P. Christopher is awesome. love him.
Christophernoggin by samanthameerachristophernoggin November 4, 2012
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