Christophersen

The godamn pedifamilius.

Christophersen’s yo daddy.

by Wovakiin November 17, 2017

ChristopherBangsexual

Only being attracted to a Guy Who is Christopher Bang, also known as "Bangchan" from Stray Kids and from 3racha

(A disgusting Man):wanna date?
(Me): Uhhmm... EWWW sorry im a ChristopherBangsexual

by Chris.jypeFromTiktok December 18, 2020

Jesus H. Christopherson

When you start to take the name of the Lord God in vain but then follow it up with an 'opherson' at the end so it doesn't seem like you're breaking one of the commandments.

Someone that is supposed to be a Christian and -lets say- works in construction is hammering a nail but smashes his finger and yells; "Jesus H. Christopherson!"

by auditus maximus July 1, 2005

christopherson

A cool dude who pretends that he is the best person ever and everyone believes him. Sometimes his inner nerd comes out and everyone thinks he is a weirdo.

That dude is such a Christopherson!

by carterman14 January 6, 2017

ChristopherReeved

To become paralyzed through sports, whether it be football or horse riding.

"My brother got ChristopherReeved last year when he broke his spine by playing football"

by Spyder October 24, 2004

Christophersexual

The romantic and sexual attraction only to someone named Christopher.

"My boyfriends name is Christopher, therefore my sexuality is Christophersexual."

by Black Eyrie June 30, 2022

Danil Christopherson

Really cool kid...Very handsome, but quiet in public. He is very hyperactive online tho. He is very and I mean very smart. But he can be self-absorbed sometimes. He can get any girl in the world even yours. He does have a big heart. If u find a Danil you will be lucky to have him. If you feel love and warmth when u hug or kiss. You got a Danil...

I feel so... Safe around him. He is so adorable but his only problem is he's very self absorbed. But I can't help but love him... "Yep you got a Danil Christopherson"

by D4NTHEMAN November 22, 2021