Christmaxxing

‘Christmaxxing’ is the act of bettering your life by inviting the Lord Jesus Christ into your heart and accepting His offering of salvation and eternal life

Bro 1: “What happened to name? He’s been different lately.

Bro 2: “He’s been Christmaxxing”

Bro 1: “Wow, he seems a lot happier now!”
(Hint Hint)

by unknown1•16 December 28, 2023

Crustmaxxing

After ceasing to wipe after you defecate, the act of progressively building up dried fecal matter around your anus forming a layer of "crust" in one's nether regions. Crustmaxxing refers to the highest layer of build up achievable by an individual.

Person #1: "I haven't wiped in 3 weeks"
Person #2: "Oh so you're Crustmaxxing"

by Friedrich7798 September 26, 2021

christmasing

When you do anything Christmas-related

mom went christmasing at Ross Dress For Less

by CrayonEater4259 December 23, 2018

de-christmassing

The process of removing Christmas decorations.

The de-christmassing is finally done.

by W3Wow December 30, 2010

Christmassing

Amassing a huge number/an abundance of Christmas presents (for people who want "some little festivity and helping the poor with what's left").

Santa's little Helper: "Santa, you're christmassing like mad. Get some sleep!"

by Knecht Ruprecht, the Second December 18, 2011

Christmasing

The act of celebrating Christmas

"When I wasn't Christmasing, I was watching basketball"

by harryyyyy2938u5 December 25, 2021

Crispmaxxing

Crispmaxxing is when you cum, smear the cum on your dick and not wash it whats so ever, then when it starts to crisp up you peel it off like peeling off dried glue from your hands and eat it.

Me and Kara started crispmaxxing together!

by Natsu tatsu October 2, 2025