Crispmaxxing

Crispmaxxing is when you cum, smear the cum on your dick and not wash it whats so ever, then when it starts to crisp up you peel it off like peeling off dried glue from your hands and eat it.

Me and Kara started crispmaxxing together!

by Natsu tatsu October 2, 2025

Crustmaxxing

After ceasing to wipe after you defecate, the act of progressively building up dried fecal matter around your anus forming a layer of "crust" in one's nether regions. Crustmaxxing refers to the highest layer of build up achievable by an individual.

Person #1: "I haven't wiped in 3 weeks"
Person #2: "Oh so you're Crustmaxxing"

by Friedrich7798 September 26, 2021

Christmaxxing

‘Christmaxxing’ is the act of bettering your life by inviting the Lord Jesus Christ into your heart and accepting His offering of salvation and eternal life

Bro 1: “What happened to name? He’s been different lately.

Bro 2: “He’s been Christmaxxing”

Bro 1: “Wow, he seems a lot happier now!”
(Hint Hint)

by unknown1•16 December 28, 2023