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Crustmaxxing 

After ceasing to wipe after you defecate, the act of progressively building up dried fecal matter around your anus forming a layer of "crust" in one's nether regions. Crustmaxxing refers to the highest layer of build up achievable by an individual.
Person #1: "I haven't wiped in 3 weeks"
Person #2: "Oh so you're Crustmaxxing"
Crustmaxxing by Friedrich7798 September 26, 2021

Christmaxxing 

‘Christmaxxing’ is the act of bettering your life by inviting the Lord Jesus Christ into your heart and accepting His offering of salvation and eternal life
Bro 1: “What happened to name? He’s been different lately.

Bro 2: “He’s been Christmaxxing”

Bro 1: “Wow, he seems a lot happier now!”
(Hint Hint)
Christmaxxing by unknown1•16 December 28, 2023

Chrismaxxing

A person who uses LLM's/AI's for anything it can be used for, such as communication with colleagues/friends/girlfriend, uses it for projects, basically everything.
he is Chrismaxxing with his openclaw.
Chrismaxxing by OKIOFDSFOI April 30, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026