christmas ornament 

a peice of shit hanging from your penis after giveing anal

guy 1 well i fucked amanda up the ass
Guy2 how was it?
Guy 1 good until i got a christmas ornament

christmas ornament by killmeihavenolife November 6, 2009

Alabama Christmas Ornament 

A slur that references African Americans hanging from a tree; commonly used in a derogatory term.

If you don’t quit stealing, I’m going to turn you into an Alabama Christmas ornament

Alabama Christmas Ornament by Thewordydude September 9, 2025

Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament 

A beer can hung by its tab to the branch of a tree. Usually void of beer, a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament is characteristic of the ATV trails around Zealand, New Brunswick, Canada as a way of marking trails.

"Should we recycle that?"

"No, that is just a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament. It needs to stay!"

Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament by TigerToe August 17, 2015

Christmas Tree Ornament 

A racist insult referring to the 19th and 20th century when KKK members lynched innocent black people.

Black guy: Fuck you, white boy!"
White Guy: "Fuck you, you disgusting purple lip stained, drowning ass christmas tree ornament."
Everybody: "Deeem! Roasted!"

Christmas Tree Ornament by あなたはクロンダイクバーのために何をするだろう September 16, 2014

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019