Christmas Pi 

When symbol-minded folks decide to come up with some math crackers in the form of π-related quickies and trickies for Christmas to enliven the mood of math geeks, who couldn’t wait to go back to school to indulge themselves in some creative problem solving.

Moonlighting school math teachers in Singapore have been pressured by some owners of tuition or enrichment math centers to come up with at least twenty-five brain-unfriendly Christmas pi questions to meet the mathematical needs and wants of their restless, bored students.

Christmas Pi by MathPlus December 7, 2021

christmas pie

When a partner stuffs a female cavity with an aromatic blend of holiday herbs such as cloves, frankincense and mrryh before going down on them.

Meet under the mistletoe and I’ll treat you to a slice of Christmas pie later.

christmas pie by Rudolphtheblue November 25, 2017

christmas pickle

You hide the pickle in the tree then play a game to find it. The winner gets it showed up his or her ass and the loser is forced to eat it.

"Dude it was so nasty!! My little brother had to eat the Christmas Pickle this year. My sweaty 90 year old grandma, Beth, won and had it up her an hour!!"

christmas pickle by Happy ending fun man July 15, 2016

christmas pimp 

selling out of christmas! money hustle anywhere and everywhere, disguising itself as worship of jesus

i work in retail, this time of year i feel like a christmas pimp!

those merchandisers are out there trying to christmas pimp the people!

christmas pimp by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

Christmas Pimping 

When you get so drunk you turn into a Christmas Pimp

Aria got so drunk last night he kept referring to him self as "I Aria the Christmas pimp" and wouldn't stop. Yet another tragic case of Christmas pimping gone wrong.

Christmas Pimping by Deucetrain November 5, 2010

Christmas Pizza

When a couple tries to set a romantic holiday mood, but one partner misreads the assignment and decorates the bedroom like a Papa John’s ad with twinkle lights.

Usage: “I said ‘sexy holiday vibe,’ not ‘Christmas Pizza,’ James.”

Christmas Pizza by Kenny Skittles ATX December 4, 2025

Christmas Piñata Treatment

The act of inserting a strung-out bundle of Christmas tree lights into the anus of a person, plugging the lights into an outlet, then slapping them across their body with a belt.

Hey Jackson, after class, can I treat you to the Christmas Piñata treatment

Christmas Piñata Treatment by drollermite86 December 5, 2025