Christmas Boy
Christmas Boy by Twatb4g March 10, 2024
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christmas boyfriend
when a girl decides to get a boyfriend in time for christmas. This is so that she isn't lonely over the holiday period and so that she can get extra presents that she would otherwise have to go without. The male in the relationship is so blinded by his luck of having a girlfriend he agrees to buy whatever she requests and even gets a job/second job just to pay for her presents. He is unaware that he will be dumped just days after presents have been exchanged.
nicole: where is my new red dress?
tom: im so sorry, i didn't have enough money!
nicole: what, you cheap bastard! don't u love me?
tom: of corse i do,i got a new job and worked all the overtime i could and i got everything else on the list! isn't £300 of presents enough!
nicole: no! soon as its january your gone. then i'm gonna find a boyfriend with a proper hair cut and more money
tom: nooooooooooo im a christmas boyfriend ! nooooooo
tom: im so sorry, i didn't have enough money!
nicole: what, you cheap bastard! don't u love me?
tom: of corse i do,i got a new job and worked all the overtime i could and i got everything else on the list! isn't £300 of presents enough!
nicole: no! soon as its january your gone. then i'm gonna find a boyfriend with a proper hair cut and more money
tom: nooooooooooo im a christmas boyfriend ! nooooooo
christmas boyfriend by dario a. l. December 7, 2006
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Christian(boy)
The people who search their names and get religious sites, overall nice , is love by all depending, smart, down to earth people
And they are pretty good in bed ;)
And they are pretty good in bed ;)
Damn there's Christian , I wish I was him , getting all the girls and is loved by everyone if only.
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Christian(boy) by It's Christmas August 8, 2016
Christmas boyfriend
I'm so glad that the woman in the hallmark movie broke up with her corporate boyfriend to be with her Christmas boyfriend
Christmas boyfriend by Sando Trouton December 28, 2021
good christian boy
a boy that looks like a lost (gold fish), was born 4 months early and thinks Santa exists even tho hes like thirty, Is diffidently a virgin. Loves to let dogs pound his asshole, He is (gay) but hates to admit it because he is a christian and that,s a (sin).
good christian boy by u mum gey June 10, 2018
fake christian boy
A fake christian boy is a male that claims to go to church all the time, read the Bible daily, obey the Bible, puts religious figurines through out their house, but, then, has your female ass over on the downlow and, usually, asks for kinky shit. Like, anal or to fuck his roommate after you fuck him. Nice, huh?
fake christian boy by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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An outing on the town around christmas. A time for all the boys to go out, get shit faced and make some bad ideas. Usually involves binge gambling, liqueur, strip clubs and a momentum turner to finish the banger of a night.
It's meal time for the boys. Boys christmas meal, the only time to put dirty snatch finger in your mouth
Boys christmas meal by DSSB November 10, 2011
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