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sloane christianson 

Sloane is the perfect girl and she has nice tizzles
Sloane Christianson <3
sloane christianson by Rhrhe March 23, 2022

christianing him down 

Cheating someone or driving their price down on something. Being immensely cheap. Behaving in an unethical way. Stealing money from old people by lying about an imaginary god and asking them to send in money.
Hey, there goes BillyBob, christianing him down on the price of that stolen car.

Listen Bud, don't even try to christian me down on this. The price of that Torah is firm.

christianing 

A term that describes the act of not wearing underpants, and wearing pants that have a rip, or pants that rip, in an area that exposes parts of your body that should remain covered from view.
I was sitting at my desk working when I felt a breeze between my legs. After looking down, I realized I was totally christianing.
christianing by Texas Spoon March 3, 2011

christianing them down 

The cheapest people in the world are christians. They bargain on everything. They hold on to their pennies and squeeze 'em so hard that Lincoln begs for mercy.

They go to every sale and try to get the cheapest goods at the cheapest prices. They cheat and steal whenever they can.

Then their televangelists steal money from old ladies by lies and hypnotic methods.
Hey, Hymie, look at that Christian over there! He's trying to get a better price by christianing them down.

Yeah, Schloimie, they are the cheapest bastards!

Nancy Christianson 

Girl who is super pretty, easy to get along with, and has the most beautiful eyes in the world. Kind of stuck up, but you can live with it. Has very bad self-confidence. Gorgeous.
Nancy Christianson is very beautiful.

Lora Christianson 

BEST Friend IN THE WORLD
I love her!
SHes ma sister
And the closest friend
FUll of compassion and humor whoever says otherwise should be shot in the FACE