Christian Faker

one who goes to church for the free food, and the fun, not for jesus or the bible.

Jack is such a christian faker! I saw him put 5 bagels in his backpack at sunday service.

by thatchristiankid_51 October 24, 2010

Christian Faker

1) Any Christian you meet anywhere

2) Anyone that goes to a church building (regardless of denomination) and have sing-a-longs about how good everything is and then sit through a lecture of the same kind.

3) Anyone who bases everything that they do or don't do, from the book called the Bible (which is the equivalent to the Koran for the Islamic religion, or the Book of Mormon to the Mormons). Also, if they talk to someone who DOESN'T know or believe what THEY believe, that someone is a lost soul.

4) The person who talks to you about how their belief is the right way and everyone should believe the same way or else it is said that one will go to hell (a place that is described as a place of eternal torture and pain).

Christian Faker: This morning in church, the pastor read this real awesome passage from 1 Thessalonians that read...

Friend: You know, I came here to hangout, not be preached at, ok?

Christian Faker: But I really want you to hear this; it so spoke to me...but alright.

by Dave The Symphony May 18, 2011

fake Christian

A person who acts in a disgustingly sanctimonious manner one minute and acts like a total ho the next. Can be said of both genders and all races.

Hoochie Girl...one minute, she's rattling off Bible verses; the next, she's trying to shake her stretch mark-laden backside in any and every guys face.

by Shawn B. October 28, 2003

Fake Christian Trumpocrite

Term of endearment for Joel Osteen. Coined by renowned and well respected journalist Tara Dublin.

The Fake Christian Trumpocrite exploits people’s faith and trust to selfishly keep a glamorous luxury lifestyle at their expense.

by Aww230220 February 20, 2023

fake Christian

A fake Christian is an individual who appears as a Bible believing Christian in public but in actuality lives a perverted lifestyle that defiles the teaching of both the New and Old Testaments. Someone who attends church services with the attention of appearing as a genuine Christian but whose intentions are soley to misguide others on his true nature. In addition, a fake Christian may participate in the following actions: Pronouncing his/her faith in the Lord Jesus Christ but approves of activities like abortion, extramarital affairs, perversion, defiling of the White House, etc...

Examples of a fake Christian are President Bill Clinton, "Reverend" Al Sharpton and most American leftists.

by Voltaire11 September 20, 2006

fake christian boy

A fake christian boy is a male that claims to go to church all the time, read the Bible daily, obey the Bible, puts religious figurines through out their house, but, then, has your female ass over on the downlow and, usually, asks for kinky shit. Like, anal or to fuck his roommate after you fuck him. Nice, huh?

I’m SO tired of these fake christian boy‘s fucking with me. They all belong in HELL!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Fake-Ass Christian

A type of faux-Christian who typically only highlights any content of the Bible that serves their bigoted perspectives. When it comes to 'loving thy neighbor' they fail miserably, often by proclaiming that people migrating in order to escape persecution need to, "go home", and that "the government needs to build a wall" to keep them out. It's likely that if they existed when Mary was pregnant and migrated in order to find a safe place to give birth to Jesus, they would slam the door right in her face and be cool with her child dying of dehydration.

That fake-ass Christian is donating money to the "build a wall fund" created by another fake-ass Christian who plans on keeping the money.

by Lobster_Poop December 25, 2018