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Chrisposting

refers to memes and parodies featuring Resident Evil protagonist Chris Redfield desperately trying to have fellow protagonist Leon Kennedy impregnate his sister Claire Redfield, often featuring excessive phrases such an "fuck my sister" and "continue the Redfield bloodline.''
"Man, Chrisposting is best creative thing to RE fans lol."
Chrisposting by spoliarium2k20 June 28, 2022
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ChitPosting

When the people of "Chit Chat Launceston Tasmania" post shitposts and go fishing for dumb fucks to take the bait
Thomas was Chitposting when asked if people would be going to Festivale this year via rescue helicopter because his wallet was just stolen from Kmart (he hated the new layout) and he needed a gofund me to afford that and also caramilk
ChitPosting by BrianCarlton May 12, 2018

christposting 

Making an online post that has a Christian praxis. As youth groups went virtual during Covid-19, the good humor and faith of Christ's younger disciples has been observed on Facebook, Instagram, etc. Although it tends to be well-intentioned, most Christposting is unfortunately very low-quality.
Being a Youth Pastor for a community church group is hard in this era. It used to be just hanging out with some well-adjusted kids. Now, the expectation is that I'm Christposting every day. I loved it at first. After awhile, it seems like there are no more Christian memes left to make. I get why people have so much respect for the guy who puts original dad jokes on the sign every week.
christposting by jurier later October 31, 2020
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