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Chrisfoot by Badgerduzi July 20, 2010
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chriswoodsexual
Been attracted to the hottest man alive, know as Chris wood. Many chriswoodsexuals would pay to let him run them over.
chriswoodsexual by Chriswood January 1, 2021
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Chrispoo
A premature poo that takes about 20 minutes to drop off. The pooer could easily wait another hour for the poo to ready itself for its departure, but the pooer would rather sit on the toilet and expend tremendous energy discharging the poo that is scared to let go.
Person 1 "Ill be right back, I have to take a poo."
Person 2 "Okay, that'll take about 5 minutes, right?"
----------20 minutes later------------
Person 2 "Ahh man that felt good"
Person 1 "Nigga please, quit wasting time taking a Chrispoo. Just wait an hour and it'll let go in 2 minutes."
Person 2 "Okay, that'll take about 5 minutes, right?"
----------20 minutes later------------
Person 2 "Ahh man that felt good"
Person 1 "Nigga please, quit wasting time taking a Chrispoo. Just wait an hour and it'll let go in 2 minutes."
Chrispoo by NiggaKnower February 13, 2009
christnot
A product or service, which is unassociated with Christmas, that is marketed or advertised during the Christmas period, usually implementing Christmas into their marketing strategy.
Person 1: Did you see Pringles has a new slogan, “Merry Pringles”
Person 2: But that’s dumb. Pringles has nothing to do with Christmas
Person 1: That’s right, Pringles is a ChristNot.
Person 2: But that’s dumb. Pringles has nothing to do with Christmas
Person 1: That’s right, Pringles is a ChristNot.
christnot by Shakespeare McDude November 19, 2021
christbot
Literally, one who becomes a robot for Jesus Christ.
The christbot is almost always a whitebread protestant from the "to be avoided" parts of the United States - ie. the midwest and deep south. Frighteningly however, at least one specimen is known to have infiltrated the Yankee northeast.
The christbot can be identified by the glazed, unfocused look in his (or her) eyes that changes to "wild" only upon mention of various pre-programmed buzzwords: gays, abortion, activist judges, Bill Clinton, muslims. During discussion of any of the aforementioned topics, christbots will mechanically refer to bible verses to support their case rather than using logic and reasoning. Oddly, every christbot seems to have the same chip in their brains, resulting in every christbot repeating the exact same worn out lines. The christbot (by nature) bludgeons the unsuspecting passerby with his or her spikey mechanical arm of ideology.
The average christbot will also have one or more of the following traits: abnormal/irrational love for animals, a large SUV, sub-middle-school comprehension levels, several young christbot spawn, a past life involving prostitution and/or drugs, an almost fetish-like appreciation for capitalism, an unwavering affection for anyone named Bush (even if he personally assrapes the christbot).
The christbot is almost always a whitebread protestant from the "to be avoided" parts of the United States - ie. the midwest and deep south. Frighteningly however, at least one specimen is known to have infiltrated the Yankee northeast.
The christbot can be identified by the glazed, unfocused look in his (or her) eyes that changes to "wild" only upon mention of various pre-programmed buzzwords: gays, abortion, activist judges, Bill Clinton, muslims. During discussion of any of the aforementioned topics, christbots will mechanically refer to bible verses to support their case rather than using logic and reasoning. Oddly, every christbot seems to have the same chip in their brains, resulting in every christbot repeating the exact same worn out lines. The christbot (by nature) bludgeons the unsuspecting passerby with his or her spikey mechanical arm of ideology.
The average christbot will also have one or more of the following traits: abnormal/irrational love for animals, a large SUV, sub-middle-school comprehension levels, several young christbot spawn, a past life involving prostitution and/or drugs, an almost fetish-like appreciation for capitalism, an unwavering affection for anyone named Bush (even if he personally assrapes the christbot).
me: Man, I'de really love to see more lesbians kissing on network television.
christbot: HEY! That is immoral. YOU are immoral. See: Proverbs 21:9, Revelations 8:1, 2 Kings 9:20, 1 Corinthians 14:34, 1 Corinthians 11:13-15, Deuteronomy 22:13, Mark 9:43, Ephesians 6:5, Colassians 3:22, Titus 2:9, 1 Peter 2:18, Psalm 137:9, Malachi 2:3, Leviticus 20:9.
me: ...
christbot: HEY! That is immoral. YOU are immoral. See: Proverbs 21:9, Revelations 8:1, 2 Kings 9:20, 1 Corinthians 14:34, 1 Corinthians 11:13-15, Deuteronomy 22:13, Mark 9:43, Ephesians 6:5, Colassians 3:22, Titus 2:9, 1 Peter 2:18, Psalm 137:9, Malachi 2:3, Leviticus 20:9.
me: ...
Chrismotional
Crying over hallmark cards, babies opening presents or just nothing at all except it's Christmas. People who become Chrismotional also tend to become extra emotional at Easter, birthdays and New Year's Eve... And any other occasion. If you are friends with a Chrismotional you can probably expect a soppy declaration of love at Christmas.
Chrismotional by EmpressMe December 26, 2013