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Chowhound 

Army term that refers to:

1. someone who steals other soldiers food in the barracks
2. someone who eats too much, usually equivalent to calling them a fat-ass
Soldier 1: Where'd my fucking bag of beef jerky go?
Soldier 2: Bet Smith got it, he seems like a chowhound
Chowhound by infantryscoming August 19, 2010

Chowhound 

Someone who strategizes carefully, passionately, and adventurously in deciding what and where to eat. As opposed to foodies, chowhounds are hype-averse contrarians who suss out their own finds, rather than follow authority figures and conventional wisdom.

From the "Manifesto" at Chowhound.com:

Everyone has one in his life: the brother-in-law with a collection of 800 takeout menus, the co-worker who's late from lunch because she HAD to trek to one end of town for soup and to the other for a sandwich. Chowhounds know where the good stuff is, and they never settle for less than optimal deliciousness, whether dining in splendor or grabbing a quick slice.

We're not talking about foodies. Foodies eat where they're told. Chowhounds blaze trails. They comb through neighborhoods for culinary treasure. They despise hype. And while they appreciate ambiance and service, they can't be fooled by flash.
"I don't really follow the buzz about hot new restaurants; I'm more of a chowhound".
Chowhound by Merlissalish August 22, 2010

Cowhouse 

A building that the cows live in. Formally known as a barn.
Jesse " yeah nothing but cows and a big cow house"

Heizenburg "cowhouse?"

Jesse "Yeah its where the cows live"
Cowhouse by Oh ya now October 18, 2010

Clownhouse 

someone who is usually funny, goofy, not serious, or always joking
The two-penised comedienne is a clownhouse.
Clownhouse by Bondo March 23, 2004

cowhorse 

and animal that is ridden by cowboys or just plain people which is made from 1/2 cow and 1/2 horse. its sexy
damn i wanna ride that cowhorse!
cowhorse by caitie jacobson March 29, 2008

Cowhouse 

A building that the cows live in. Formally known as a barn.
Jesse " yeah nothing but cows and a big cow house"

Heizenburg "cowhouse?"

Jesse "Yeah its where the cows live"
Cowhouse by Oh ya now October 20, 2010